What Is Your Favorite Finance Social Media Account (Parody Accounts)

When I'm not pumping up my leverage ratios I'm peeping the Instagram to stay hip with the young kids out there. What are your favorite accounts to follow for a good laugh?

Shout out to my man Litquidity on Instagram but I'm trying to diversify my porfolio a little bit here. I need some fresh material.

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@GSElevator on Twitter had the best tweets pre-2015. Luckily you don't have to scroll too far back to find those gems.

#1: Cracked iPhone screen. Michael Kors bag. Excessive use of emoji in text. If any 2 out of 3, run fast.

— GSElevator (@GSElevator) January 3, 2015

"If women really get paid 20% less for the same work, wouldn't a shareholder conscious company just hire only women?"

— GSElevator (@GSElevator) October 29, 2014

"If we don't sin, Jesus died for nothing."

— GSElevator (@GSElevator) July 6, 2014
 

My favorite is “I don’t give the homeless money because I don’t reward failure” lol

 

I read an article about how in the information age the 9-5 is obsolete and letting people use social media shouldn't be a bad thing -- the goal of the day should be to complete certain tasks, not to be focused for a certain amount of hours. i'm looking for it but i don't remmeber where i saw it. it might be this article:

http://www.smh.com.au/executive-style/management/blogs/management-line/…

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Dude you absolutely under no circumstances will you be given access to personal email or social media by any investment bank. ESPECIALLY in IBD where you have tons of inside information.

Banks need to ensure all communication goes through monitored channels due to the risk of an employee spreading insider secrets through non-monitored channels like Facebook.

This is 100% about preventing lawsuits and 0% about being behind-the-times or "not getting it."

Your email and phone conversations are monitored at work. Employees use their smartphones to send personal email - end of story.

 

Yeah, gamenumbers is 100% correct about this. Banks don't give a shit if you're Tweeting or sending personal emails or doing whatever else as long as you get the work done. You just can't send any of that information from a device that's connected to something with firm data on it. If you're working on a model, presentation, whatever, then you can't attach that to an email and send it out to a buddy who is going to use that info illegally. It's 100% to cover themselves and make sure they monitor the flow of insider information, not to board up their employees and make them suffer.

 

I have to say I'm becoming less and less surprised with people's knowledge and understanding of technology. You'd think with how much people use their iphones/facebook/whatever that they'd know how to do a simple Google search, but they don't (this is NOT directed at OP, probably wouldn't be answered in a G search). That said, I'm surprised OP wasn't able to use some basic analysis skills to come up with the answers to these questions.

I guess the more prevalent social networking becomes, the more used to sharing their own information people get, the less they understand and acknowledge the need for privacy.

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I deleted FB about 3 years ago because it became so annoying. Didn't want to see peoples opinions on stuff. Plus it became more about getting married and baby pictures. It was way more fun when you would see stupid pictures the morning after a stupid night when you were 19. Linkedin, I only used when I was job hunting. Since then that is deleted also. Anyone in my true network is in my contact list on my phone. I do like IG and youtube though.

 

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