What the fuck should I do with my life?
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you sound like a con artist. Consider that for career, or become a pornstar.
or marketing, since you are persuasive.
Sounds like you should bang models for a living then give classes to guys who are 6'1'' on how to do it.
Full time 18 hour days at Brazzers sounds about right
fucking perfect for him if you ask me.
Cringiest WSO post I’ve seen in a while. Regardless if you’re trolling or not, kys.
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