Where does a guy find Banker Chicks who are desperate?

So after reading Bankerella's thread, I decided I'd like to find some of these women and "date" them. I used to work with some of them, but they didn't seem very desperate to me and I haven't been in the IB world in years, so could someone here (SERIOUSLY) tell me where I might find the more desperate ones with self esteem problems? I'm NOT joking here. I need to try this out.

Should I try Craigslist?

What about bars in manhattan? Which ones should I go to?

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All the usual classy places like Turtle Bay and Reunion Bar. Oh let's not forget 230 5th and the Ganservoort. Although , if you can go to these places and not vomit your guts out , you're a better man than me.

 

I think you won't have a problem finding desperate chicks anywhere you go...I'd go as far as saying that most women in your life (if there are any) are desperate. I mean, a desperate dude does not particularly attract driven and independent honey badgers who don't give a fuck.

So as a try out, go out to a bar or the park or somewhere where females are known to exist, chat them up, the ones who talk to you are the desperate ones. It reeks and I am sure you won't have a problem there.

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DisincentivyI think you won't have a problem finding desperate chicks anywhere you go...I'd go as far as saying that most women in your life (if there are any) are desperate. I mean, a desperate dude does not particularly attract driven and independent honey badgers who don't give a fuck.

So as a try out, go out to a bar or the park or somewhere where females are known to exist, chat them up, the ones who talk to you are the desperate ones. It reeks and I am sure you won't have a problem there.

Are you looking for jezebel.com ?

 
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DisincentivyI think you won't have a problem finding desperate chicks anywhere you go...I'd go as far as saying that most women in your life (if there are any) are desperate. I mean, a desperate dude does not particularly attract driven and independent honey badgers who don't give a fuck.

So as a try out, go out to a bar or the park or somewhere where females are known to exist, chat them up, the ones who talk to you are the desperate ones. It reeks and I am sure you won't have a problem there.

Are you looking for jezebel.com ?

No, but I believe you might find some desperate enough chicks on there. Just make sure they don't eat you alive.

I may not be on the Jedi Council, but I sure am great with the Force. See my WSO blog posts
 

The good looking girls in banking have relationships with guys who are superior to a person asking on an online forum where to find desperate chicks.

 

Criagslist is only good for landing apartments and buying antiques...I'll give it credit for that but, not for finding sex, (relationships and love) or a job; the two most sensitive attributes to your existence.

 

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