Who are the hottest EBITDADDIES on the street?

Intern in IB - Gen

I'm an equal opportunity type of person so I want to create a forum for the ladies to share which ebitdaddies have caught their eye on the street. Men, feel free to contribute names of who you think probably slay more poon than you could only dream of. I know you all wish you were the Clooney/DiCaprios of high finance. Please note this thread was requested by several people so don't hate the messenger.

Footnotes:
1) Don't plug yourself
2) Please feel free to reference the original thread on hottest senior women here.

Comments (33)

  • Intern in IB - Gen
Jan 8, 2020

Smh, don't plug your unrelated thread here. Looking for some real submissions

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Jan 8, 2020

@InfoDominatrix now's your time to shine

I'm obviously plugging myself, I see myself as a bald shemar moore with a smaller fanbase

  • Intern in IB - Gen
Jan 8, 2020

Thanks for the tag - I really hope this thread blows up and that we can surface some good names.

And ayyy, that's a suave looking man. You probably do alright at those PWM conference in Miami or Beverly Hills that you mentioned.

Most Helpful
Jan 9, 2020

Well, since you threw my name into the mix, you will excuse me as I imagine that you're Trevor Freeland, I've got a better chance in meeting Mr. Freeland than Mr. "Criminal Minds"!

My additional picks:
Marc Pictet
Hamza Mazari
John Utendahl
Andrea Orcel

Honorable mention: Bill Ackman... cuz he's got him suuuch pretty eyes. And there's a VC or HF founder who looks like a well-aging Viking, damned if I can't remember his name or his firm.

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  • Associate 1 in PE - LBOs
Jan 9, 2020

Funny, Hamza was a few years senior to me at high school and his younger brother and I boarded the same house. I know his family. I can reveal your crush to him if you'd like

Funniest
  • Intern in IB - Gen
Jan 8, 2020

I'll start with putting GS at the top of this league table. George Lee and Greg Lemkau with their full heads of hair are pretty wild. What kind of shampoo and conditioner do you think they use? Think it seeps into your brain and makes you a rainmaking superstar?

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  • Prospect in IB-M&A
Jan 8, 2020

Nice thoughful questions. Are you in equity research?

  • Intern in IB - Gen
Jan 8, 2020

Nah, IBD.

  • Prospect in S&T - Other
Jan 10, 2020

Lemkau got a hair transplant so that's ur solution.

Jan 8, 2020

my money is on KIT JUCKES

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Jan 8, 2020

i lold

Jan 8, 2020

the head-to-face ratio is just way off somehow. whenever i see him talking on bloomberg my brain twists in knots.

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Jan 9, 2020

JAMIE DIAMOND
said no one ever

  • Associate 1 in PE - LBOs
Jan 10, 2020

Check out my distant cousin - Mustafa Siddiqui. BX Senior partner

    • 1
Jan 10, 2020

sounds like someone has the hots for the their cousin

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Jan 10, 2020

This thread is a ploy by OP to find out which members are females so that he can stalk them.

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  • Intern in IB - Gen
Jan 10, 2020

How do you know I'm not female? ;)

mindblown

Jan 10, 2020

First rule of the internet: everyone is actually a dude, unless proven otherwise.

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Jan 10, 2020

The Napoleon guy over at BX is ok I guess
Can't think of any hot finance guys to be honest

Jan 10, 2020

Milken, Fuld

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Jan 10, 2020
Lester Diamond:

Milken

yuck. pretty sure i understand why they call him the junk bond king

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Jan 10, 2020

Stefan Bollinger. my god.

  • Analyst 2 in RE - Comm
Jan 13, 2020

Dustin Stolly, NKF capital markets

Jan 13, 2020

I'm a guy, but I always assume a scary level of crazy when it comes to "dreamy guy" girls pick.

  • Associate 3 in PE - Growth
Jan 14, 2020

Elon Musk; secured, thx.

Jan 14, 2020
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Jan 14, 2020