Who are the hottest EBITDADDIES on the street?

I'm an equal opportunity type of person so I want to create a forum for the ladies to share which ebitdaddies have caught their eye on the street. Men, feel free to contribute names of who you think probably slay more poon than you could only dream of. I know you all wish you were the Clooney/DiCaprios of high finance. Please note this thread was requested by several people so don't hate the messenger.

Footnotes: 1) Don't plug yourself 2) Please feel free to reference the original thread on hottest senior women here.

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Thanks for the tag - I really hope this thread blows up and that we can surface some good names.

And ayyy, that's a suave looking man. You probably do alright at those PWM conference in Miami or Beverly Hills that you mentioned.

 
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Well, since you threw my name into the mix, you will excuse me as I imagine that you're Trevor Freeland, I've got a better chance in meeting Mr. Freeland than Mr. "Criminal Minds"!

My additional picks: Marc Pictet Hamza Mazari John Utendahl Andrea Orcel

Honorable mention: Bill Ackman... cuz he's got him suuuch pretty eyes.  And there's a VC or HF founder who looks like a well-aging Viking, damned if I can't remember his name or his firm.

edited May 2020 ....Mr. Viking's his name is Victor Vescovo, co-founder of Insight Equity, plus mountain climber and underwater explorer.

 
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I'll start with putting GS at the top of this league table. George Lee and Greg Lemkau with their full heads of hair are pretty wild. What kind of shampoo and conditioner do you think they use? Think it seeps into your brain and makes you a rainmaking superstar?

 

my money is on KIT JUCKES

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the head-to-face ratio is just way off somehow. whenever i see him talking on bloomberg my brain twists in knots.

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sounds like someone has the hots for the their cousin

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This thread is a ploy by OP to find out which members are females so that he can stalk them.

Never discuss with idiots, first they drag you at their level, then they beat you with experience.
 

How do you know I'm not female? ;)

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First rule of the internet: everyone is actually a dude, unless proven otherwise.

Never discuss with idiots, first they drag you at their level, then they beat you with experience.
 
"Lester Diamond" Milken

yuck. pretty sure i understand why they call him the junk bond king

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Big fan of the JPM Tech SF guy who dominates banking.

Oh and any GS TMT MDs have auto,

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