Why are there so many hot women in the south?

Naturally, I ignore the fat ones. This might make my impressions slightly biased because there are so many fat people. That issue aside, why must all the really hot women be in a place with such a low quality of living.

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Oct 17, 2013

The standard of living in the South is probably better than the standard of living in ______stan.

And maybe your skewing your sample?

Oct 17, 2013

It's closer to the equator. Duh, dumbass

Oct 17, 2013

Define what a "high standard of living" is. If its paying $2,000 a month for a 600 sqft one bedroom loft in an overcrowded city ..... I think many would prefer the "lower" standard.

And DM is actually right, women dont have the luxury of hiding under 2 layers of North Face jackets down here for much of the year.

Oct 17, 2013

Low quality of living or low cost of living? I think you are confused.

Oct 17, 2013
yeahright:

Low quality of living or low cost of living? I think you are confused.

The reason the cost is low is because the quality is low. Who wants to shell out big bucks to be neighbors with hillbillies? Besides, there is nothing fun to do in the south for people who do not like NASCAR.

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Oct 17, 2013

Your opinion of the standard of living in the south will generally be directly correlated with your level of pompousness and general douchebaggery.

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Oct 17, 2013
rjroberts1:

Your opinion of the standard of living in the south will generally be directly correlated with your level of pompousness and general douchebaggery.

+1

He obviously hasn't spent much time in the South.

Oct 17, 2013

Because down here our models/hot women choose to mate with athletic alpha males and not shrewd little bankers

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Oct 17, 2013

Seriously, all my favorite PB models come from the south. However, the hottest southern women seem to move to the west coast at some point. Economics maybe?

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Oct 17, 2013

People in the South are ugly, deformed, and fu*king retarded. They are the reason America is lagging behind in many aspects. They're also a reason that stock brokers back in the day could make a killing.

NYC girls> girls from the south hands down

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Oct 17, 2013

The two main problems with the south are pollution and hillbilly (white) males. The hillbilly types are all too eager to pick a fight with anyone who gets in their way.

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Oct 17, 2013

Pollution? What the hell are you talking about?

Oct 17, 2013
Alexander Hamilton:

The two main problems with the south are pollution and hillbilly (white) males. The hillbilly types are all too eager to pick a fight with anyone who gets in their way.

As a non-white male who is a (proud) born and bred Southerner, this is complete bullshit.

We ARE eager to fight fucktards with idiotic opinions though.

Oct 17, 2013

I'm going to school at an ACC school after living out west and at first, I also thought that the girls were hotter. The more I think about it though, the more I'm thinking that it has to do with the fact that they are showing more skin due to the weather and the fact that girls are typically pretty friendly there. If you have a girl that is a 7/10 and is wearing jeans and a rain jacket versus the same 7/10 who is showing off some skin in daisy dukes, you'll naturally be more attracted to her in the second outfit.

Honestly though, I think a lot of this "XYZ city has the hottest girls ever" is just hype. On average, the typical girl is not that attractive and if you look at the overall population, the proportion of hot to not doesn't vary too much from the mean IMO unless you're taking a sample size that would skew this (i.e. an area of NYC/LA/Miami, etc. where models are more likely to hang out than the average jane).

Oct 17, 2013

Also let's them get a tan

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Oct 17, 2013

enti98-- You obviously haven't spent time in the better areas of the south if that is your opinion. Some coked out wannabe model can't hold a candle to the trim in Tuscaloosa, Austin, Miami, Athens, Gainseville, Dallas, Houston, or any other number of places with top talent in the south. If you honestly think otherwise, you're ignorant at best and legitimately retarded at worst.

And btw, there are idiots in NYC too. The fact that de Blasio is going to be the next mayor is proof of that.

I would agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.

Oct 17, 2013
rogersterling59:

And btw, there are idiots in NYC too. The fact that de Blasio is going to be the next mayor is proof of that.

+1

Oct 17, 2013
rogersterling59:

enti98-- You obviously haven't spent time in the better areas of the south if that is your opinion. Some coked out wannabe model can't hold a candle to the trim in Tuscaloosa, Austin, Miami, Athens, Gainseville, Dallas, Houston, or any other number of places with top talent in the south. If you honestly think otherwise, you're ignorant at best and legitimately retarded at worst.

And btw, there are idiots in NYC too. The fact that de Blasio is going to be the next mayor is proof of that.

very well played

Oct 17, 2013
rogersterling59:

enti98-- You obviously haven't spent time in the better areas of the south if that is your opinion. Some coked out wannabe model can't hold a candle to the trim in Tuscaloosa, Austin, Miami, Athens, Gainseville, Dallas, Houston, or any other number of places with top talent in the south. If you honestly think otherwise, you're ignorant at best and legitimately retarded at worst.

And btw, there are idiots in NYC too. The fact that de Blasio is going to be the next mayor is proof of that.

To which Gainesville are you referring?

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Oct 18, 2013

The fact that you have to ask which Gainseville means you need to take a trip to the padded hospital.

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Oct 17, 2013
heister:

The fact that you have to ask which Gainseville means you need to take a trip to the padded hospital.

Oct 17, 2013

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Oct 17, 2013

As an East Coast-bred, New York resident, and fraternity man, I have one thing to contribute to this discussion. "If you like Southern women, raise your glass. If you don't, raise your standards."

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Oct 17, 2013

Even the Arbys' cashiers are hot in the south.

A bit off topic, but anyone have insight into the hotness and breeding potential of pokemon? Only thing "south" of pallet town (where I grew up) that I can think of is Cinnabar Island, and there are some pretty smoking tentacools in the water.

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Oct 17, 2013

As a man from the NW and having visited the southern states many times for different football events, Southern girls are GORGEOUS.

The problem is they're all married by age 22 to some ugly fat frat boy with a ridiculous bowl cut or comb over. I DONT GET IT.

Oct 17, 2013

Yea southern bitches are where its at. Ever see AJ Mccarons GF. FINE AS FUCK.

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Oct 17, 2013
TheodoreBonkers:

Yea southern bitches are where its at. Ever see AJ Mccarons GF. FINE AS FUCK.

You mean the one that left him ages ago? That was so last season...

Oct 17, 2013

Also they show more skin as previously mentioned in the post (much appreciated as a New Englander)

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Oct 18, 2013

I'm a fan of southern girls' attractiveness. There are a lot of girls who are extraordinarily hot. However, I think when you look at a region top to bottom, the Midwest and plain states have some of the overall best looking women in that that average woman is more likely to be good looking. I think the southern states have just some outlandishly hot women who give the area the reputation that it's typical. I don't think it's typical, I just think they have the hottest hot girls.

Oct 18, 2013
DCDepository:

I'm a fan of southern girls' attractiveness. There are a lot of girls who are extraordinarily hot. However, I think when you look at a region top to bottom, the Midwest and plain states have some of the overall best looking women in that that average woman is more likely to be good looking. I think the southern states have just some outlandishly hot women who give the area the reputation that it's typical. I don't think it's typical, I just think they have the hottest hot girls.

As someone who has lived in the Midwest and the South, the South has better looking women on average too, at least in the metro areas.

Oct 17, 2013
jrt336:
DCDepository:

I'm a fan of southern girls' attractiveness. There are a lot of girls who are extraordinarily hot. However, I think when you look at a region top to bottom, the Midwest and plain states have some of the overall best looking women in that that average woman is more likely to be good looking. I think the southern states have just some outlandishly hot women who give the area the reputation that it's typical. I don't think it's typical, I just think they have the hottest hot girls.

As someone who has lived in the Midwest and the South, the South has better looking women on average too, at least in the metro areas.

I've lived in both too. (Chicago & Houston) & I'm not sure if I exactly believe this anymore.

As has been mentioned above, southern women show more skin and are often more tan. = hottness

Also, those of us from the north find their accents extremely sexy. That doesn't mean they're hotter, it just means they appear sexier because they're different than what you're used to. The same can be said for European girls as well. Part of the hotness factor has to do with their accents sounding sexy to you since you aren't accustomed to them.

Don't get me wrong, there are a lot of dimes in the south, they just tend to marry/get wifed up a lot sooner than other places.

Oct 17, 2013
jrt336:
DCDepository:

I'm a fan of southern girls' attractiveness. There are a lot of girls who are extraordinarily hot. However, I think when you look at a region top to bottom, the Midwest and plain states have some of the overall best looking women in that that average woman is more likely to be good looking. I think the southern states have just some outlandishly hot women who give the area the reputation that it's typical. I don't think it's typical, I just think they have the hottest hot girls.

As someone who has lived in the Midwest and the South, the South has better looking women on average too, at least in the metro areas.

I've lived in both too. (Chicago & Houston) & I'm not sure if I exactly believe this anymore.

As has been mentioned above, southern women show more skin and are often more tan. = hottness

Also, those of us from the north find their accents extremely sexy. That doesn't mean they're hotter, it just means they appear sexier because they're different than what you're used to. The same can be said for European girls as well. Part of the hotness factor has to do with their accents sounding sexy to you since you aren't accustomed to them.

Don't get me wrong, there are a lot of dimes in the south, they just tend to marry/get wifed up a lot sooner than other places.

Oct 17, 2013

I loath southern accents. What is rally hot is when southern girls move to CA and adopt the local accent.

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Oct 17, 2013

@GoIllini , Sorry guy I dont really watch CFB but she is friggen hot, whomever shes dating now.

I hope this is better than the last batch of shit you gave me. Produced more wood than Ron Jeremy. I don't want you to yell, "Reco!" anymore. Know what you should yell? "Timber!" Yeah, Mr. Fuckin' wood.

Oct 19, 2013

I have a more legitimate theory on California, in short, attractive people move to LA in an attempt to make it in the movie industry, not all of them make it, but they plant their roots in the area, and marry one another producing attractive kids.

I went to school in the South, and the joke always was that the warmer weather, meant less clothing, which meant more time in the gym.

Oct 17, 2013
falconpunch19:

I have a more legitimate theory on California, in short, attractive people move to LA in an attempt to make it in the [adult] movie industry, not all of them make it, but they plant their roots in the area, and marry one another producing attractive kids.

I am in total agreement with you if that is what you meant.

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Oct 20, 2013

I went to a college for a year that had what was considered the best girls in the Midwest, lived in a city with hot girls from the South, and spent a few years in NYC. I've never actually lived in the South but will agree that the South does generate the hottest girls.

-They try harder. Well off girls from the South don't leave the house unless their hair/make-up clothes are perfect.
-It's hot outside, people will notice if you are fat because you aren't hiding under clothes.
-The social pressure to get married. "Sweetheart, put the mashed potatoes down or else a man will never be able to put a ring on that finger."
-The lack of feminism that runs rampant in the Northeast. Southern girls don't burn their bras, fail to shave their legs, get short hair cuts etc.

NY does have the .01% type girls but realistically unless you are a billionaire or professional athlete you aren't going to have a shot at them.

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Oct 18, 2013

"Girls" being the keyword. Once most southern girls become adults, they get fat. Hence, states like Kansas, Oklahoma, Michigan, etc. have some of the best looking "adult" women. Kansas and Michigan, from personal experience, are MILFtastic places.

Oct 20, 2013

Need more pictures in this thread. jk

For someone who has some relatives in the south and have visited numerous times over the years. I will have to agree the girls there are amazing. The "Southern belles" are especially hot in HS (not pedofile, I was also in HS at the time) and College. After that they seem to decline rapidly. =(

Oct 18, 2013
jsllc:

Need more pictures in this thread. jk

For someone who has some relatives in the south and have visited numerous times over the years. I will have to agree the girls there are amazing. The "Southern belles" are especially hot in HS (not pedofile, I was also in HS at the time) and College. After that they seem to decline rapidly. =(

This. Metabolism is a southern girl's worst enemy.

Oct 17, 2013

Too much Coke maybe.

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Oct 17, 2013
jsllc:

Need more pictures in this thread. jk

For someone who has some relatives in the south and have visited numerous times over the years. I will have to agree the girls there are amazing. The "Southern belles" are especially hot in HS (not pedofile, I was also in HS at the time) and College. After that they seem to decline rapidly. =(

Thanks you make me feel better about not carpetbagging to the south.

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Oct 18, 2013

So you are saying women get fat as they get older? SHOCKING! There are far more fat women up north than there are down south. It's not even a close percentage.

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Oct 17, 2013

I also forgot about beer. Hillbillies love beer.

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Oct 17, 2013

I think part of it has to do with the quantity and quality of make up they wear.

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Oct 17, 2013

@"happypantsmcgee" do you have any opinions regarding the southern hemisphere.

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Oct 25, 2013

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Oct 17, 2013

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Oct 25, 2013