WSO Caption Contest - May 22nd... Collect Silver Bananas and Win a Free WSO T-Shirt

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WSO Caption Contests are back! You guys know the drill, all you have to do is leave a comment in this post with a caption you think is most fitting for the cartoon posted below. The winner will be determined by the community based on the number of Silver Bananas awarded to each comment. In the event of a tie, the admins of the site will decide the winner or send out multiple free shirts if we can't decide.



Rules: caption must be posted before 11:59pm ET this Sunday 5/27, winner will be announced on Monday

Comments (39)

May 22, 2018

Fred knew those lentils for breakfast were a bad idea...

May 22, 2018

Cuz 'Merica

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May 22, 2018

When you're trying to enjoy your Sunday but you have two unread emails and a missed call from your MD

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May 22, 2018

When you're wrapping up your model at 2AM, ready for the weekend.. then out of nowhere....

#HREF?

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May 22, 2018

As blissfully unaware as some of us on 9/14/2008.

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May 23, 2018
DickFuld:

As blissfully unaware as some of us on 9/14/2008.

It is the last day of summer 2018 and the gang are wrapping up one last day in Italy before the flight back to JFK.

As pictured;

  • Janet Yellen, just out of the frame off to the left side, trying to leave her shift before we know she was there. Don't act like we didn't all just see you... Who is going to drive everyone back to the airport? ECB has't even gotten a learners permit yet.
  • JP Morgan striking a pose and showing off her hot gym body. Can't show too much skin though because she isn't that easy, besides, these days she is out of your league anyway.
  • Goldman Sachs dressed down in some khakis as if she has just moved to Silicon Valley. Those khakis are super tight too. Maybe it is to make those fintech bitches jealous or maybe it is because she knows what a total milf she still is.
  • Morgan Stanley stands pensively in the middle. The intent was to dress conservatively and blend in to avoid unwanted attention from frat boys but nobody dresses like that around here anymore.
  • RBC is taking a picture with their ipad because on the way over someone took the wrong phone in the car. They stand by just a little too close to the smoke contemplating the meaning of life and why they just can't seem to get their feet on the ground.
  • Citi and BAML are front and center still playing and still trying to get under par.

Not pictured;

  • UBS and Credit Suisse are building a moat to save themselves behind the smoke.
  • Barclays called mom and left the party early to hang out with HSBC and her Brexit friends. You won't ever see these friends in person though, allegedly they go to a different school.
  • Don't bother looking for Deutsche Bank, they are somewhere in the smoke trying desperately to call for help but they accidentally took RBC's phone in the car and can't get a dial tone because the bill hasn't been paid in a while...
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May 22, 2018

short vix

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May 22, 2018

"....I guess you're wondering how I ended up in this situation"

May 22, 2018

Meanwhile at Wells Fargo....

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May 22, 2018
AndyLouis:

WSO Caption Contests are back! You guys know the drill, all you have to do is leave a comment in this post with a caption you think is most fitting for the cartoon posted below. The winner will be determined by the community based on the number of Silver Bananas awarded to each comment. In the event of a tie, the admins of the site will decide the winner or send out multiple free shirts if we can't decide.

Rules: caption must be posted before 11:59pm ET this Sunday 5/27, winner will be announced on Monday

Viva Hawai'i

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee

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May 23, 2018

Hawaii Investment Bank now accepting applications!

May 23, 2018

"President Obama played golf yesterday???" -Donald Trump

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May 23, 2018

Pictured: Frank's follow through breaking reality

Monkey see. Monkey Doo [Doo].

May 23, 2018

Cool guys don't look at explosions, they blow things up and play golf.


"I am always saying "Glad to've met you" to somebody I'm not at all glad I met. If you want to stay alive, you have to say that stuff, though."
-- J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye

May 23, 2018

We better haul ass through the back 9

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May 23, 2018

No comment.

May 23, 2018

When you hit your approach shot too thick

May 23, 2018

That moment when your late night taco bell order catches up to you on the back 9.

May 23, 2018

Getting blown up on the weekend.

May 23, 2018

"Great shot, boss! There's no way you're really a 30 handicap."

"Quit blowing smoke up my ass..."

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May 23, 2018

Avoiding the staffer's Friday night emails like...

May 23, 2018

"I was on fire on the front nine"

May 23, 2018

Introducing: Trump International Golf Club, Pyongyang

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May 24, 2018

"The Great Secular Bull Market of 2009-2019 - c. 2018"

May 24, 2018

AP - Golfer holds 7-iron aloft during last week's Kilauea eruption in hopes of being struck by volcanic lightning. "My son had just accepted an offer at Nomura ECM Dallas," the man was quoted as saying. "What the fuck was I supposed to do?"

May 24, 2018

Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!

What concert costs 45 cents? 50 Cent feat. Nickelback.

May 24, 2018

(Read this in the Honest Trailer Movie guy's voice for the full effect)

"This summer... Michael Bay reboots and spins-off the classic Bruce Willis franchise like only Michael Bay can. 'Drive Hard'... coming to a theater near you!"

May 24, 2018

Un or Trump?

May 24, 2018

Exploding Golf ball Prank gone BAD

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May 24, 2018

While President Trump attended his 197th golf outing since taking office, a bad lie after a 50 yard tee shot prompted his request for an airstrike at the ball location, allowing for a re-drop due to the man-made obstacle created.

He finished the day shooting 116 from the red tees, a personal best.

"I'm not fat. I'm cultivating mass."

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May 25, 2018

When you lateral from Deutsche a day before you were supposed to get the axe

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May 29, 2018

congrats X2, you're the winner, i'll pm you the details about your shirt

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May 25, 2018

And now back to the final round of the Lava Soap Invitational...

May 25, 2018

I'd keep playing. I don't think the heavy stuff's erupting for quite a while.

May 26, 2018

Welcome to Trump International Golf Club, Syria

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May 26, 2018

Christian Sewing pretending everything is fine.

May 26, 2018

Definitely not par. Pls Fix

May 27, 2018
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May 29, 2018