She left wall street for a career in porn

Recent college graduate, Paige A. Jennings, was fired from her position as an intern at Lazard Asset Management on Wall street under unknown circumstances earlier this month. She was dismissed from her job because her superiors discovered that she had been posting naked selfies of herself inside the company’s bathrooms on Lazard’s time.

Her reason: "I just left a job on Wall Street for a porn career because I can't stop masturbating at work and would rather get cum all over my face. Is that cool with you?"

Monkeys, let's get the dialogue rolling...

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warterloostreet07

Do you need to go to a target school to break into porn?
Does Lazard AM offer the best exit ops?
Which headhunter do you think she used?

this is so tired, plz stop
 

Just forwarded this to the partners here.

We have determined that we need to re-evaluate our intern hiring practices ASAP.

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Bullet-Tooth Tony .............................:

Her preference for facials is probably what led her to Asset Management, where it's all about client service. The IBD division went for the kids who preferred taking it up the ass.

Tell that to Jefferies.

Why does this have something to do with Jefferies?

 

Client facing facials

>Incoming Ash Ketchum, Pokemon Master >Literally a problem, solve for both X and Y, please and thank you. >Hugh Myron: "Are there any guides on here for getting a top girlfriend? Think banker/lawyer/doctor. I really don't want to go mid-tier"
 

What's the difference? In both jobs, she'll be getting fucked all day for money and most people will hate her for her job. ................

The only difference between porn and Wall Street is that the guys in porn have bigger dicks.

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I guess now she can sleep her way to the top and it will be legit.

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Nobody will be upset at her on her new job for eating nuts all day.

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I heard her old boss just got fired for firing her. The group head was quoted as saying, "We would have paid her a lot more to fuck our clients than she will ever make online."

 
nontargeted

This article probably gave her hundreds of followers on twitter and she'll be making more than some shitty BB IB job working a few nights a week web camming lonely guys. These days, a 21 year old chick can buy a house (in this market) just from whoring themselves online. Life is pretty good for some sluts.

Just wondering why your name is nontargeted when you were right on target.

Winners bring a bigger bag than you do. I have a degree in meritocracy.
 

No creature in history has it better than the hot white American woman. She can do whatever she wants without any consequences and make a great living and become famous simply based on looks.

Having said that, I can't wait for her first porno scene.

 
mbavsmfin

No creature in history has it better than the hot white American woman. She can do whatever she wants without any consequences and make a great living and become famous simply based on looks.

Having said that, I can't wait for her first porno scene.

Absolutely true historical observation.

 

I am sure the bankers were all pretty pissed for the missed opportunity. or maybe they didn't. Maybe they were the reason she decided to stick to masturbating.

 

From one of the above links:

"As far as other sex-related careers, I have been a stripper in the past and I simply do not see it as a viable career path, and the same goes for other sex-related professions in my view. With porn, it is possible for me to really leave my mark on the industry. Perhaps one day I’ll start an adult industry-centered venture capital fund. I’ve talked to numerous investors in the past who would love a piece of that business. Most people watch porn and buy sex products no matter the economic climate. It’s a great market."

It seems like some thorough analysis has gone into making this decision...

 

I lost it at "I've talked to numerous investors who would love a piece of that business."

Oh, I'm sure they would...

Currently: future neurologist, current psychotherapist Previously: investor relations (top consulting firm), M&A consulting (Big 4), M&A banking (MM)
 

LOL....just LOL

"I'm talking about liquid. Rich enough to have your own jet. Rich enough not to waste time. Fifty, a hundred million dollars, buddy. A player. Or nothing. " -GG
 

Not even joking but there's porn bank debt (as in the guys who own youporn etc.) out there - great credit.

"After you work on Wall Street it’s a choice, would you rather work at McDonalds or on the sell-side? I would choose McDonalds over the sell-side.” - David Tepper
 
nkhanlegend

Seems like a pretty safe investment-- 99% of people watch porn and the other 1% are lying.

Best part, being serious for a second, is that a lot of funds have issues with its content so trades at a discount
"After you work on Wall Street it’s a choice, would you rather work at McDonalds or on the sell-side? I would choose McDonalds over the sell-side.” - David Tepper
 
Edmundo Braverman

Have to admit this whole thing made me chuckle pretty hard.

fixed that for you

"My name's Ralph Cox, and I'm from where ever's not gonna get me hit"
 

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