WSO Caption Contest - April 25th... Collect Silver Bananas and Win a Free Wall Street Oasis T-Shirt

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You guys know the drill, all you have to do is leave a comment in this post with a caption you think is most fitting for the cartoon posted below. The winner will be determined by the community based on the number of Silver Bananas awarded to each comment. In the event of a tie, the admins of the site will decide the winner or send out multiple free shirts if we can't decide. Wall Street jokes welcomed and encouraged!

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Rules: caption must be posted before 11:59pm ET this Friday the 25th, winner will be announced this weekend

Comments (52)

Apr 23, 2014

I read on a forum somewhere that buying you a diamond ring is a bad investment... If it's on the internet, it's definitely true.

Apr 23, 2014

You dropped this.

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Apr 23, 2014

I need an answer, my pants are ripping.

"When you stop striving for perfection, you might as well be dead."

Apr 23, 2014

If you tape this to your shirt, I guarantee it will still look pretty good on facebook.

Apr 23, 2014

As an SAC Capital employee, Jerry wasn't the only one that had to suffer come bonus time this year...

Apr 23, 2014

Not my quote, but it makes me think of Liar Liar - "Greta please, don't leave! I'm on my knees in a $900 suit!"

Apr 23, 2014

"Opposites attract..just look at our noses"

edit: Erin Callan is already married..

Apr 23, 2014

She: "Is this some kind of a sick joke? Come back again when you have 0 student loan debt and at least 3-months-salary-ring."

Apr 23, 2014

I wouldn't want to marry a girl which desires a piece of paper with no intrinsic value controlled by a pulp monopoly

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Apr 23, 2014

Baby, how about a claim on my future cash flows instead? I am an appreciating asset!

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Apr 23, 2014

"My ex-wife got the house, cars, and liquid assets when she found out my receptionist was pregnant. All I got was this sheet of paper. Marry me?"

Apr 23, 2014

"Somebody's been spending too much time on WSO..."

"Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen today."
-Twain

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Apr 23, 2014

"Look at that subtle off-white coloring, the tasteful thickness of it... Oh my God, it even has a watermark."

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Apr 23, 2014

You spent 26,000 dollars on sides!

Apr 23, 2014

I want to make sure I have a healthy margin of safety with this endeavor. If you say yes, I'll amortize your ring over the first 5 years at a great interest rate with no prepayment penalty.

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Apr 23, 2014

Even with the paper, this investment still has a negative NPV.

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Apr 23, 2014

This is the only time I will ever be knees. You however...

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Apr 23, 2014

"Yeah I told the intern to give it to her for me."

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Apr 23, 2014

Woman: "You spent $260 grand for two days in Vegas?!"

Man: "Woops, wrong side."

Apr 23, 2014

My industry is all about exploiting inefficiencies. Time is money. Here's the deed to the house. Since you read "Eat, Pray, Love" --- I know it's only a matter of time until you and your personal trainer will be living in it.

Please don't quote Patrick Bateman.

Apr 23, 2014

"You ain't got two jobs! I'm a strong, independent white woman that don't need no man."

Apr 23, 2014

Boss: Stop trying to find ways to get out of reading the Dodd-Frank reform act!

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Apr 23, 2014

"After I saw what Legal billed me for drafting this up, I couldn't afford to buy you a ring"

group think leads to mediocrity

Apr 23, 2014

What ever you do, you're not allowed to call her "Bossy".

Apr 23, 2014

"I'm only on my knee because I just got my shoes shined"

Apr 23, 2014

After turning the "deck" five times in 24 hours, Brad was finally going to make a successful pitch.

"That dude is so haole, he don't even have any breath left."

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Apr 23, 2014

He is the prospectus for the terms of our relationship on a going forward basis, if you need to circle back with a decion later that's fine.

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Apr 23, 2014

"The craigslist ad didn't work! So I figured that after calculating your valuation I would take the plunge....by the way a diamond ring is so 90's."

Si Vis Pacem Para Bellum

Apr 23, 2014

"I promise, it's noncallable, baby..."

"Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will."

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Apr 24, 2014

She always felt like their relationship was nothing more than paper gains.

Apr 24, 2014

Wall Street's newest form of AAA rated MBS insured by AIG.

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Apr 24, 2014

New York Times: "Marrying with HR to get into dream company is on the rise: an effective strategy for non-target students to compete with their Ivy-League counterparts"

"He never chooses an opinion, he just wears whatever happens to be in style"
(Leo Tolstoy - War and Peace)

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Apr 24, 2014

"Alright, sell me that piece of paper..."

Apr 24, 2014

Bill and Hillary Clinton circa 1975

Apr 24, 2014

If she says "yes" to the question on the front, is she also now liable for the terms of the pre-nup on the back?

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Apr 24, 2014

Some people will do anything to get out of an all-nighter.

Apr 24, 2014

I'm giving you this sheet of paper in lieu of a diamond ring because WSO said so.

If the glove don't fit, you must acquit!

Apr 24, 2014

Her Response: "I don't trade futures"

...

Apr 24, 2014

"Valeant Pharmaceuticals: Will you marry me?
Allergan, Inc.: I'm a trophy wife. You're going to need more money than that if you even want me to consider."

Apr 24, 2014

Because you dad is rich

Apr 24, 2014

honey, if you could just sign this merger proposal

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Apr 24, 2014

What woman tells a man on a first date that they don't believe in premartial sex? This should do the trick...

Apr 24, 2014

Please also be sure to sign pages 2 "pre-nup" and 3 "mistress clause"

Power, gold, crackers-every bird has its price

Apr 24, 2014

Woman: "Well, you didn't make it to the buyside.... Nope!"

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Apr 24, 2014

Lady to @northsider: I appreciate the uncharacteristically short note this time, but, no.

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Apr 25, 2014

Where the f*** is my diamond ring?!!

Apr 25, 2014

"He's still at work, but he wanted me to give this to you."

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Apr 25, 2014

"You don't believe in premarital sex? Well, in that case..."

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Apr 27, 2014
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"He never chooses an opinion, he just wears whatever happens to be in style"
(Leo Tolstoy - War and Peace)

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