standing up for myself against VP's problematic comments

TL;DR - VP said some rude shit and continues to express personal opinions on matters he has no right to and crossed a line the other day on something he repeatedly crosses the line about. not sure how to address or handle. honestly, part of it is probably just me ranting too.

my VP has a tendency to be, let's say, strongly opinionated on matters he has no reason to be. really not sure how to move forward with this situation or how to deal with it, if at all. sincere apologies if my naivete or sensitivity is showing too much in this post. it's one thing to shoot the shit and banter with those you work with and a completely different thing to behave like this. a few notable examples:

- few months ago told him my gf got into a HF, he goes "don't bank on her too much, it's not like you're married". seriously dude? just sharing some good news. even if true, who the fuck says that? it's not like she's financially supporting me. just sharing some good news

- on every mon/tue AM, pretends to care at our team meetings by asking about what we did over the weekends while also complaining about how his wife/kid/other factor 'prevented him from doing work' and how it was such a bad thing. bro...

- repeatedly says how if we lived in NYC (we are in a LCOL city), we 'young people' would be too busy 'partying and getting distracted' to focus on our careers. what????? 

whatever, those were all just to share some colour. let's put all those aside and focus on the incident itself.

the lease for my current place is up and i was just making some small talk with him about the new places/areas I'm looking at - to which he replied "you know, since you're an immigrant, you have to be careful about the situations you find yourself in". bro what? it's not like i'm deadling drugs by the Walgreens after work...

i should also note that both my VP and I are POCs (not a fan of that term, but that's a discussion for another day). while this shouldn't matter, speaking to a few confidants/other team members has only reinforced the understanding that if i worked under literally anybody else, this type of behaviour would literally never exist.

i should note that I'm American and lived here for half my life, but due to my parents' professions (one in research, one in iBanking), I lived overseas for most of my foundational years and only returned for college. if this were a one-off interaction I'd dismiss it, but I've been working under this guy for over a year, he knows about my background, and he has also repeatedly ostracized me in one-off statements here and there of a similar regard. perhaps he thinks i came here on a boat or something, perhaps he is projecting his own experiences (as an actual immigrant - nothing wrong with that, but we aren't in the same position), but this NEVER happened to me before - not in college, not in other internships, not with any single person I've ever interacted with. 

i know a lot of you have dealt with far worse stuff (perhaps bordering closer to harassment) and i feel for you. i'm probably just distraught/pissed off and not thinking straight, but I also know I'm not great at standing up or speaking for myself so this is definitely a learning point for me. appreciate any and all advice, even if directed towards me and how i can improve my own behavior/mindset.