What to do about my Analyst who won't stop trading Crypto?

My analyst spends all day executing arbitrage trades on crypto currency exchanges. Not only is he likely making more money than me, but he's slacking.

Thoughts on what I should do?

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Have you tried going to him, asking him questions, looking to see how you can add value to his operation? I know it's intimidating, but if you try to find some common ground (school, extracurriculars, current crypto events, etc) it makes it a lot easier to start a conversation. I know a lot of people say this, and it's perhaps a bit cliche, but I'd at least float the idea of working for free for a while. Eventually, if you work hard, it will pay off, I can assure you.

And don't feel bad about your current job looking bad - everyone's got to start somewhere, and at least with your background you have a bit of foundational knowledge that might prove useful in this space. Obviously, you'll have to do the legwork on your own, but at the least you should be able to pick up some basic principles before you get started.

You're lucky you're in this position, if you're successful and network your ass off, the exit opps could be excellent. Crypto trading desks will definitely be looking for someone with your sort of experience, and you'll have the benefit of some actual, real-world experience in the field, instead of the dead-end position you're currently in.

No need to thank me, just hope you take advantage of this massive opportunity. And good luck. Let us know how it goes.

"When you stop striving for perfection, you might as well be dead."
 

Given the fees, volatility, and lag time in execution, are arbitrage opportunities in cryptos really that lucrative? Can you even lever up to make it worth it? Genuine question so someone with knowledge please respond.

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if he gets his work done who cares. don't try to control someone's time if it's not affecting you. anyways... if you want to approach him don't be adversarial. 'hey man i love what you're doing and hope you're killing it and making fat stacks, i just don't want it to interfere with your job here. I also want to be on the lookout for you and if the MD sees you doing this you might get in trouble so just wanna make sure you don't get put in that tough spot. I'll let you know if anyone starts talking about it to me higher up, but I think in the meantime you should spend a little less time on it here at work.'

 
"Brosef Stalin17" shameless crypto currency plug... pump and dump, then gfy

This.

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

As funny as it may sound, I have the exact same issue. Analyst trades crypto looks at coinmarketcap all day and does NOT get his shit done. Needless to say his performance review will be abysmal.

Not trying to be a dick to these kids but they should do these things in their free time, and particularly not at the expense of live deal situations. The kid adamantly says it's not being disruptive and yet not just me but a handful of his superiors have brought it up to this kid. He just doesn't listen and has this 'these guys don't get it' attitude.

 

I've been trading Crypto but if any of my superiors told me to stop i'd liquidate and uninstall the exchanges. not worth getting a bad review

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Take him for lunch, give him 25k to invest on your behalf, cover him as much as possible with seniors.

I'm talking about liquid. Rich enough to have your own jet. Rich enough not to waste time. Fifty, a hundred million dollars, buddy. A player. Or nothing. See my Blog & AMA
 

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