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windows at work

linux at home

android

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AsatarLike everyone says, Windows for Excel, Mac for everything else. iPhone just kills BlackBerry in every single way, and Android in most ways (although Android vs iPhone is basically personal preference now).

Pretty tired of hearing people say this when it isn't true. You should actually research this subject.

You're born, you take shit. You get out in the world, you take more shit. You climb a little higher, you take less shit. Till one day you're up in the rarefied atmosphere and you've forgotten what shit even looks like. Welcome to the layer cake, son.
 
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AsatarLike everyone says, Windows for Excel, Mac for everything else. iPhone just kills BlackBerry in every single way, and Android in most ways (although Android vs iPhone is basically personal preference now).

Pretty tired of hearing people say this when it isn't true. You should actually research this subject.

Have had both and I way prefer my iPhone. I know the Android's are much faster and the like but seriously, I dont think I would swap my phone now. Interested to hear why you feel differently.

Mac at home and the office. I work for the government so dont really deal much with excel much.

 
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AsatarLike everyone says, Windows for Excel, Mac for everything else. iPhone just kills BlackBerry in every single way, and Android in most ways (although Android vs iPhone is basically personal preference now).

Pretty tired of hearing people say this when it isn't true. You should actually research this subject.

Have had both and I way prefer my iPhone. I know the Android's are much faster and the like but seriously, I dont think I would swap my phone now. Interested to hear why you feel differently.

Mac at home and the office. I work for the government so dont really deal much with excel much.

I get the simplicity and ease of using an iPhone. I had an iPhone for two years until I got fed up with its bullshit and switched to Android. I was amazed at how better the phone and OS was. Especially the OS, in every way.

iPhones do have great hardware though.

You're born, you take shit. You get out in the world, you take more shit. You climb a little higher, you take less shit. Till one day you're up in the rarefied atmosphere and you've forgotten what shit even looks like. Welcome to the layer cake, son.
 

Windows, because programming on a mac is ridiculously annoying and they make horrible computers in terms of build quality. I also choose android for the same reason but the iphone is actually a great phone if you aren't clumsy.

 

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