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Brown Starfish Holdings
no babydick capital no care
BSD Capital
S.outh H.amptons I.ntelligent T.rading Holdings?
Covefefe Crescent Capital Management
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[Name of financial / economic principles, laws, properties]
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[Combination of founder names]
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Capital
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Management
(If you're a tech-driven fund, switch out "Capital Management" with "Technologies")
Best town name for this?
Truth or Consequences, NM
Gold Tree Securities haha sounds good, makes me wanna run my hedge fund now
Dartboard Equity
family firm from Vietnam: Phuc Dat Bich Capital
if folks trust u with their $$$ u been livin wrong brudda
I decided what my fund's name will be a few weeks back: The Suicide Fund.
The fund's investment strategy will not include leveraged ETFs and Volatility-based sh*t though!
Brown Hill Associates, I like it!
Have to include some form of landform in there along with either the name of an animal, street or a color. Whacker Valley Asset Management, Red Peaks Investment Advisors, Mountain Eagle, Blue Hill, Green Crow and so on.
young money cash money associates
boom
Insider Trading Capital, LLC
I like it, one of those hide in plain sight kind of things.
http://www.marketfolly.com/2012/08/how-to-name-your-hedge-fund-most-com…</a">Original
Watergate Securities LLP., est 1972
"BrownCrescent Partners" have a shitty future ahead
The best hedge fund name was "Eifuku Master Trust" (I like to pronounce it "I-F*CK-YOU") which was founded by John Koonmen.
Back story: Founded in 2000, Eifuku had $300 million assets at its peak, invested in various Japanese stocks. During 3 weeks in January 2003, the fund lost 98% of its capital.
It's funny because the name of his fund was Eifuku, and he actually did. If you can find their last investor letter, which I believe is somewhere online, you will not be disappointed.
Here is the Eifuku annual letter right after the fund lost most of its capital: https://www.investchat.com.au/community/threads/a-blast-from-the-past.8…
Great find. Good read on the wkend.
"There is however a strong possibility that there may not be any equity left at the end of the liquidation."
Yellow City Sons & Co would be funny if it was based in China/south east Asia.
Kitten Mitten Capital
Summer Brook Brothers
I do need some new shirts..
Scorpian Pussy Capital
Fedge Hund capital
Fuckup Capital
PineBridge Partners, Hermes Capital Management
The fact that LOWERCASE capital already exists is pretty hilarious, dad jokes ftw.
Booty Juice Management
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Nantucket Red Shorts Capital
Yuge Capital Partners
Bigly Management
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