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low risk = low return

if you're a chicken (bawk bawk bawk) who's cool with doing my taxes at H&R block then stick with it

if you've decided that you're not a BIG PUSSAY (meow meow meow) then take a risk

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PiperJaffrayChianglow risk = low return

if you're a chicken (bawk bawk bawk) who's cool with doing my taxes at H&R block then stick with it

if you've decided that you're not a BIG PUSSAY (meow meow meow) then take a risk

lol.

Because majoring in finance in order to pursue banking as a career path is such a high-risk endeavor?

If YOU were a real man, you'd major in philosophy and get an offer from GS anyway.

 

Sounds like you are apologetic and make excuses. Coming from a non target, I can tell you you'll never make it with that attitude. I agree accounting is much much easier to get into from a non target, but it's all a matter of what you want to do. You're fairly young, so if you decide you want to do finance, then start doing everything you can now - and IF you want it bad enough you'll have a shot.

 

i hated acct, but i saw a lot of people intimidated by a certain finance prof who quit the major and decided on acct.

acct is for rule followers, finance is for rule makers. personally, i just found it much less interesting. im not sure how you could be at all passionate about accounting (not that im passionate about finance.)

 

Thanks. Yeah I'm not much of a risktaker which is why I don't think I'd be good in finance. I don't work well under stress. Originally I was interested in sales & trading but I really do not work well under pressure. Maybe I don't want it as bad as I thought. I just feel lost about what I really want to do. I don't want to work 100 hours a week either, another reason why I don't think I'd be happy as a banker.

 

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