Hot take: I’d rather be at Desjardins than UBS for investment banking in 2026

At least when Desjardins wins a mandate, everyone notices. They are higher than UBS in the LSEG league tables.

UBS keeps telling us the “pipeline is incredible,” “the integration is almost done,” and “next year will be transformational” while somehow sliding down the league tables.

Desjardins knows exactly what it is. UBS keeps giving TED Talks about what it’s about to become.

Sometimes being a regional bank with realistic expectations beats being a global bank powered by PowerPoint.

League tables don’t care about legacy, wealth management AUM, or internal town halls… they care about real deals.

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Anonymous Monkey:

UBS is like being in a doctors waiting room, except you’ll never get called and you’ll never close a deal


This is honestly a wonderful analogy that applies to more banks than we’re willing to admit

 
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Desjardins is the next Jeffries, some great people there

 

My summer roommate works there and absolutely hates it, says they just practice modeling tests all day because there aren’t real deals to work on

 

We really only hire those that finish the modeling test the fastest. We like to see that they know all the shortcuts

 

It’s Canadian:

Americas M&A League Table Q2 UPDATED

1.  Goldman Sachs & Co              $667,079mm   114 deals
2.  JP Morgan                                $384,284mm   116 deals
3.  Morgan Stanley                        $322,075mm    89 deals
4.  Wells Fargo & Co                     $240,944mm    28 deals
5.  BofA Securities Inc                   $219,646mm    55 deals
6.  Centerview Partners LLC         $195,715mm    47 deals
7.  Lazard                                      $156,136mm    55 deals
8.  Citi                                            $122,067mm    49 deals
9.  Evercore Inc                             $113,507mm    72 deals
10. TD Securities Inc                     $110,761mm    43 deals
11. Jefferies LLC                            $72,043mm    84 deals
12. RBC Capital Markets              $71,636mm    36 deals
13. Barclays                                  $58,663mm    40 deals
14. Moelis & Co                             $39,865mm    68 deals
15. PJT Partners Inc                      $38,699mm    29 deals
16. Qatalyst Partners                     $35,323mm     5 deals
17. BMO Capital Markets              $23,953mm    38 deals
18. Allen & Co Inc                           $22,405mm     1 deal
19. Piper Sandler & Co                   $20,788mm    75 deals
20. Perella Weinberg Partners LP     $20,759mm    23 deals
21. Santander Corp & Invest Bkg      $19,882mm    15 deals
22. Guggenheim Securities LLC        $19,770mm    25 deals
23. Rothschild & Co                            $19,146mm    27 deals
24. National Bank of Canada Fin'l     $19,021mm    11 deals
25. Scotiabank                                  $16,827mm    18 deals
26. Eastdil Secured LLC                  $16,722mm     3 deals
27. CIBC World Markets Inc             $14,630mm    11 deals
28. Desjardins Capital Markets        $13,788mm     4 deals
29. Robert W Baird & Co Inc           $13,110mm    43 deals
30. Leerink Partners LLC                 $11,432mm     9 deals
31. UBS                                           $11,147mm    20 deals

 

Is Barcap also sliding down?

Perception-wise they are middle bulge, but fee-wise they are further down

 

UBS working on a lot of subscale deals if their average deal size is around $500mm.

Desjardins average deal size >$1bn…

 

Functionally speaking, what is the leading cause of UBS's downfall? Are the shitty Barclays MDs the main reason?

 

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