Average Ivy League Grad Is POOR?!

Ignore the clickbait ass title. Very interesting insights here.

There is a thread for the average median salary for a LSE grad is 55k, so it got me thinking how it compares to America's top schools. PayScale tracks the median salary for alumni in their early and mid careers. 

https://www.payscale.com/college-salary-report/ba…

The median mid-career pay for a Harvard grad is $169k WTF?!?!? What kind of shitty jobs does the median Harvard grad take? I thought the majority go into IB, tech, or some other exclusive job making AT LEAST $250k a year. What a waste of tuition money and prestige! This is THE MEDIAN HARVARD GRAD.... 50% OF THE CLASS!!!! What the hell are they doing? They are better off going to ASU and joining corp fin at a F500, and still make more than $169k by your mid career.

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Sounds about right to me. The average Harvard kid comes from a well off background. If you grew up well off, your parents are more likely to push you to follow your passions and major what you’re interested in and change the world rather than push you to be a banker, lawyer, doctor, or work in tech. It’s pretty easy to follow your passion if you know down the road your parents will take care of you and pay your rent, buy you a Range Rover, and pay for you to come on family vacations, and get an allowance too. I also wouldn’t call $169k poor

 

Really? That money isn't going to last if these kids keep getting jobs that even state school grads get.

Edit: Whats up with the monkey shits. I'm not fucking wrong.

 

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Really? That money isn't going to last if these kids keep getting jobs that even state school grads get.

“Even state school grads get” damn bro not all state school grads are stupid or something

 

Mate, the only difference between me (the top state school grad) and my friends who went to Ivies was that they had rich parents who prepped them for their SATs since 5th grade, and their parents got them expensive college counselors who made them do more advanced side projects and ECs. Lots of people score well in high school, it's all about how much you know about elite school admissions (like what they look for). 

 

There are several reasons behind this

  1. Harvard has plenty of international students from Europe and Asia and Canada etc. Those people convert their currency into US dollar.
  1. Privileged rich people like to go into nonprofit org and research institute. They’d rather work for an enjoyable and meaningful job that pays 60k than working for 250k as a corporate monkey. For example, openAI researchers were getting pennies but they were also changing the world. That’s the type of job that rich kids love
  1. Lots of Harvard kids don’t even have a salary. They live by trust funds and family companies’ profit share. Who would work in investment banking when they are the clients of private equity ??? Lmao
  1. People only report base pay when doing the mid-career surveys. Rsu, bonus, carry, all oblivious from survey
 

"For example, openAI researchers were getting pennies but they were also changing the world."

??? OpenAI engineers clear 1mm a year and they made more than FAANG even pre GPT public release. Also this isn't a "type of job" that an average Harvard grad can get. Sama/Zuck and prominent ppl say there are only about ~2500 engineers in the world capable of building a GPT and they went to CalTech/MIT/Stanford not harvard.

"when they are the clients of private equity ???"

I'm guessing by "clients of private equity" you mean to say LPs, because PE firms don't have clients in the banking sense (you mentioned banking in the same sentence).

 

making 169k + assuming you have a wife/husband making income can be pretty comfortable if you aren't in a HCOL city (which there are many).

also in terms of children of rich parents i would assume their parents have forms of passive income like real estate that they pass down and im not sure if they 169k will account for that

 

Assuming you’re either in college or an analyst. You’re completely overestimating how much people make. Do you think people in medicine voluntarily spend decades in school and residency to make $300k to $1m when everyone can just be a CEO, HF manager, PE partner, IB MD or even a consulting partner making $1m to $10m+ a year? Hardly anyone gets there. Most people burn out over a few years.

 

Many women, including Ivy grads, choose to either work part-time or cease work entirely at "mid-career" if they have a family. Many decide not to reenter the work force later. 

 

Not for Ivy grads specifically, but the average primary care physician makes $260k, the average developer makes $110k, the average lawyer makes $125k, the average professor makes $80k,  the average engineer makes $95k. 
 

In any of these professions it’s going to be hard to break out from the median wage, because these are non-revenue-driving jobs and you can be pretty easily replaced by someone else at a lower cost. You have to do something different, not just be a grad from a good school. If you’re a doctor you have to be a specialist or own a practice. If you’re a lawyer you have to be in Big Law or own a practice. If you’re a developer you have to be at one of a handful of firms or a startup the has success. None of those things are the median outcome. It’s really rare for someone to make +$500k per year consistently. 

 

What is the Harvard-adjusted salary for the: average primary care physician; average developer; average lawyer; average professor; and average engineer?

 

My buddy from my frat at Cornell is from a 10–20-billion-dollar European family that you will not find any information about on the internet because its insanely old money and it is all private. 

He works part time as a bouncer (6'5, 230 all muscle) because it is fun while also supplementing his meager income (30k a year) working for a food bank in NYC. He anonymously donates his entire salary back to said food bank. 

He is the sweetest kid I know and is incredibly quiet and reserved. One time when we were out, some girls started making fun of him for working at a foodbank in WV and he took it in stride. If only they knew.

He lives in a penthouse his parents own in the UWS and has gotten access to 100MM of his inheritance when he graduated college and will get another 100MM when he is 25, 30, and 45. This is separate from the actual inheritance he will get once his parents pass. 

 

This 👆One of my college classmates is born into a 50 Bn worth family. They have a family office that manages multi-national trust funds and they deposit millions of cash into her accounts every single month. She works as a cook in a restaurant and make 60k.

 

Simple reason why. Lot of other posters have mentioned some good reasons but the main one ultimately comes down to the fact that so many of these kids pursue completely useless majors with no hard skills (European literature, gender studies, etc). If you have interest in these topics, do it in your free time -- not as a major that you spend $100+k taking debt out on to do. Or minor in it while majoring in something with a practical skillset. I love history but I didn't major in it -- I just read about it in my free time

You have so many kids thinking all they needed was the college degree but that the major didn't matter or who put virtually no thought into their post-grad futures. I would refuse to pay for the college if I had a kid who wasn't majoring in STEM + B. Just makes no sense relative to the cost of going to college (which is skyrocketing and will continue to do so in future). 

I know multiple 'liberal arts' majors who are literally working as baristas or some corporate job with the pay ceiling at 80k in a decade (40k today). People are finally, slowly waking up to this fact as fewer people believe in college than before (unless they are doing STEM + B) and as tech companies are now structurally (in my view) cutting out bloat as every CEO is thinking about how to unleash their inner Elon -- as most of them could have much higher profitability vs what they have today

 

Lots of people in those useless major have alternative ways of making money. Such as leveraging classroom connections and marrying rich families ( Kate as the perfect example, and many other successful examples ), or social media influencer ( that Harvard girl on YouTube ), or doing nonprofit and building up political capital. Or simply getting a degree and inherit family business. Lots of hidden gems in the classrooms of useless majors.

But I do agree with you that many people get themselves trapped in the hype of these majors. They ain't born into rich family, ain't attractive enough to marry up, ain't even talented for the artsy stuff, but somehow pursue artsy major because it’s all hyped up and all the cool kids are doing it … l personally know someone who fell for the trap, the guy was really good at math in high school but somehow decided to pursue visual art major in LAC on STUDENT LOAN, and now he's jobless and can't afford his rent. If he had chosen math, he'd probably be in Jane street by now … sighhhh.

 

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