"Banker" Lingo for Resume

Yo,

Recently spoke with a connection for FT recruiting. He was looking over my resume and said I needed to include more banker lingo that would be applicable to the jobs I'm applying for. Essentially, my summer internship was with a small M&A firm with very little deal flow. No modeling was done, but a couple sell-side clients sent models and valuations over that i-banks had prepared for previous deals. Can anyone give me some generalist bullet points that I could use on my resume? I did the normal research/industry analysis/pitch material work that any mindless fvckwad could do. Any help would be appreciated.

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Make sure you mention your BPM (bullshits per minute) - I can usually get around 80 or so pieces in before the timer runs out.

Calm down.
 

Did you do an internship in ER or did you do this stuff on your own? That would help us out a little bit. If you interned at a bank doing ER, change that second bullet to "Assited in the preperation of an initiation report on company name (Ticker), a $XXXM/B market cap company focusing/specializing on XYZ. Get rid of that due dilligence crap.Then underneath that bullet, explain exactly what you contributed to the report (e.g., developed investment thesis, assessed/discussed competitive position, constructed financial model, etc.). First bullet looks fine to me.

 

Your tenses looked to be mixed up, esp in the second bullet.

• GatherEd and analyzeD data [with]in the luxury goods industry to explore short and long term trends, cost drivers per division, and current regulatory [landscape].

• Prepared initiation of coverage document on LVMH (EPA: MC) [sic: while continuing exploration of asset through fundamentals research.]

1st bullet: that's great you did all that, gold star. But that doesn't tell me HOW you did it. How did you gather info? Bloomberg, your grandma, polling monkeys at a zoo? Same with analyzed, those are just words until you quantify them. Same with "long term trends", "cost drivers", and anything noteworthy in the 'regulatory' world that made the decision process easier for the analyst.

2nd bullet: Again, results here man. No gives a flying horse fuck that you 'prepared' something. Something like "Compiled and aggregated results from 12 separate research efforts to drive initiation of coverage document...." see what I'm saying?

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For 2nd bullet, perhaps throw in top down/bottom's up analysis of the industry. I'm assuming you analyzed the industry as a whole if you initiated on a name. A lot of ER resumes I've seen mention top down or bottom up analysis, and it means something.

Perhaps throw in the "built and maintained models for luxury companies" line, as well as forecasting through comps, or however you forecasted revs/cf's.

best of luck.

 

• Assisted in preparing all aspects of an initiating coverage document on LVMH (EPA: MC).

• Gathered and analyzed information to determine an implied value range (DCF), growth and cost drivers per division, management views, emerging trends, and the historical background, using Value Line, S&P Industry Surveys, Thompson Research, and filings with the SEC such as 10-K’s and 10-Q’s.

How's that? Or is the second bullet point too long?

*I really don't want to take up more than 4 lines for this.

Thanks for the feedback fellas.

 

add on valuation methods (u had to if u were rec'ing equities) and try to focus on some of the characteristics of ibanking life:

excel presentations models clients pressure etc...

 

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