Also the survey was circulated on March 16th, i.e. 3.16. Sound familiar?
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Absolutely not a coincidence.
D. Solomon 3:16 - "And on the Sabbath, thou shalt continue to work lmao"
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This King Solomon would have just cut the baby in half
Sounds like a way to double productivity.
R. Handler 3:21 - Taking the five loaves and the two fish and looking up to Board, he gave thanks and broke them. Then he gave them to the analysts proclaiming "Let them have meal stipends."
"And another sign appeared in heaven: behold, a great red David Solomon, with seven heads and ten horns, and on his heads seven diadems. His tail swept down a third of the stars of heaven and cast them to the earth. And the David Solomon stood before the woman who was about to give birth, so that when she bore her child he might savagely devour it. "
Revelation 12:3–4
Isaiah is that you?
666 bananas?
Jesus cast the moneylenders out of the temple
GS let them back in.
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