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Uday is just pissed because we broke his door down, stole all of his gin and then took it back to camp and..."disposed" of it. I also go to break that fucker's safe to pieces and pull out all of the contents...which was somewhat anti-climatic because I can't read Arabic, lol.

Yeah, that thread is probably best described as a shit show, for real.

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"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant, it's just that they know so much that isn't so." - Ronald Reagan
 

I really hope those people in the middle east figure out their problems, I'm getting kind of bored making all this money by investing in oil futures. At some point it just becomes too easy you know?

 

Investment bankers are a bunch of tools who do not add value to society.

 
VanillaThunder12Investment bankers are a bunch of tools who do not add value to society.

Hey it's cheating if what you say is true.

 
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"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant, it's just that they know so much that isn't so." - Ronald Reagan
 

There's a surgeon, an architect and an economist. The surgeon said, 'Look, we're the most important. God's a surgeon because the very first thing God did was to extract Eve from Adam's rib.' The architect said, 'No, wait a minute, God is an architect. God made the world in seven days out of chaos.' The economist smiled, 'And who made the chaos?'

 

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