Investment Banking Fucking Sucks and I Personally Advise Against it
I am 4 years into my banking stint and have been delusionally telling myself it is going to get better, however it really has not. Am currently spending my nth consecutive weekend trapped in my shitty NYC apartment doing bullshit deal related and non-deal related admin tasks while all my non-banking friends seems to be out enjoying the last of the summer. So, in my busy-work fueled misery, I write to you a few points I have concluded regarding banking:
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“Pushing back” is a fake concept in an industry where perception and appeasing your superiors is literally 100% of what decides your fate
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The money is good, but not worth the sacrifice. Your relationships, mental and physical health, and overall deamenor will suffer in ways you likely did not even think about before joining
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Pay has stagnated immensely at all levels for the majority (inb4 “b-b-buh the BASE RAISES!!” Bro, inflation adjusted, we still make considerably less than the pre-gfc bankers - it is what is at this point, we are never going back to that)
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The exit ops are basically corp dev or PE (let’s face it, not many of us are going to be joining Pershing Square or Elliott - but if you do, congrats, hats off)
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There are so many LOSERS who work in banking. So many insecure, over compensating, “I will literally ruin my relationship with my wife and kids for my clients” MORONS who work in this space. The worst part is, they will try to convince you that you should be like them and their behavior is necessary to succeed
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Pre-MD you are a slave to your MD, and at the MD level, you are a slave to your fees. Banks do not give a single shit about you and will fire you on a moments notice. Half my team was axed earlier this year - see you fkn later
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To caveat the point above, there are SO many “meh” senior guys who make a few fees here and there but are certainly not driving PnL for the bank. If you get stuck with one of these guys as a junior, good luck bc you are not getting paid and you are not getting good deal experience lol
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I call it the “notice me” rabbit hole, but MDs will literally do fucking anything to “add-value” (I.e., work their juniors to the bone on stupid ad-hoc analyses and market reports that no one gives a shit about to appear as though they are contributing). This is usually a characteristic of the aforementioned “meh” MD when their fees do not speak for themselves
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After having lengthy discussions with many of my college friends who work in various corporate jobs, we really all just do the same boring shit. Banking is no different - we are the exact same corporate drones, albeit comparatively overworked and paid slightly more
Listen, I get this is a giant “woe is me” rant, but seriously think about if you really want to join this godawful industry. I too was a non-target hardo who came from a lowerclass background but I really do not know if the sacrifice is worth it. I am certainly not happier than I was before. Just some food for thought
“Notice me” is spot on lmao. Always the insecure useless seniors doing the most for the worst results
Thanks intern, I’m sure you judged this from your 10 weeks on the desk
What are you gonna do about it
Intersting considering I am trying really hard to break in, can you tell me more about the physical/mental health side of things? I thought extreme discipline can help get 6 hours sleep with 1 hour gym, how true is that?
Also while the money is worth it but the job is not fulfilling, what about those who do not know what is equally fulfilling and pays equally well at the same time? I have thought of SWE but the culture there sucks more ass than one could imagine
Get qualified at Big 4, then find a nice chill role in FP&A making $150k in the Midwest.
ig if you're from the midwest...
I broke in from Big 4 and had the same attitude/perception that you did. For a while I was disciplined with getting 5-6 hours plus gym time most mornings, telling myself if I was in bed by 1am than I could still wake up at 6 for the gym before starting work.
Then recently I started a new deal with some senior bankers I hadn’t worked with before and all of a sudden I’m pulling multiple 3am nights on a regular basis, leaving time just to work out on the weekends, if that.
Things are looking like they’re going to cool off and I’ll be able to get back into the routine but over the past 6 weeks, I’ve worked out probably 8-9 times total and lost 10 pounds due to not eating enough and gradual loss of muscle mass.
The point is, it’s extremely variable and you’re going to have the absolute shittiest moments where you hate the fact that you’re up late working on the important stuff that you didn’t have time to do during the day because your senior bankers wanted you to write profiles on 20 firms that won’t even get mentioned because “just in case”. Meanwhile you’re losing sleep and losing or gaining weight all because you can predict the absolute dumbest tasks that get thrown at you last minute, which disallows you to plan and budget your weekly work that is predictable
Hey buddy I'm just really curious: what if an analyst decides to say no ? Like "Can you get these jobs done by 3am" and you said "No I need to sleep, give it to someone else", what will happen ? What can happen that stop people from doing it ? You'll get less bonus and less rating for sure, but so what, it's just a couple tens of k. It's not like they'll fire you given that they're already under-staffed and overloaded. Why don't someone try it out and see what happens
How would you compare the IB lifestyle(work-life balance etc.) to the one you had at Big 4?
There is, for me at least, a heightened level of anxiety much of the time considering you can’t spend longer than like a few hours (under “chill” circumstances not checking your email, no matter what).
It’s difficult to unplug, especially mentally. That weighs on you because it’s kind of always on your mind. Nonstop iterations of work (i.e., re-working pages for a deck over and over until it bumps on against a client meeting). If there is more time before the meeting you will iterate more, it only ends because the meeting is about to happen.
For me, young 30s, spent the night in the hospital because they thought I had a heart attack. Got a week off and went back to all-nighters, until I just stopped responding after 6pm. Luckily, where I am, I'm still better than 95% of my peers while working half the hours.
They'll grind you into fucking dust, then move on to the next idiot.
Mentally and emotionally, you need to be prepared to walk away.
A lot of the old guard thinks one (or both) of two things:
- I did it, so fuck them they should do it
- If they don't do it, I'll replace them
Right now, I'm coasting and trying to figure out what to do next.
So why are you still there after 4 years?
If you’re still doing admin work on a summer weekend in August after four years on the job, and don’t have 1-2 people working for you to do it, you haven’t figured out the cheat code and you probably should leave asap.
A certified MD classic
If OP leaves, who's gonna make those logos are aligned, or change "market segment" to "market sector", or any other insipid changes for you? I think I found Mr. #8.
There are thousands of younger, more motivated and harder working people.
as far as the OP goes, grunts don’t succeed. Fair enough for the first year or so of your career. But if you haven’t figured out how to move on (which I respect), you’ve set yourself up to fail.
There are director level people doing admin work at banks and PE. Sit down 🪑
I know MD who after 14 years in investment banking still goes to his comps sheet and adjust them. If adjusting comps (that should be in any case updated on weekly basis by analyst and check by associate and then VP), is seens as task worth MD time, then I am sure there are places where people still do admin (again definition of admin is wide) after 4 years....
They should quit too. I reiterate if you are regularly doing admin work after four years (obviously it happens to everyone from time to time0, that's the universe telling you that your career isn't going anywhere and its time for a reset.
I agree with a lot of what is written here, however I'd ask how much of this is "Investment Banking Fucking Sucks And I Personally Advise Against It" or "My specific Investment Bank and team Fucking Sucks And I Personally Advise Against It"? Have you tried moving elsewhere?
A second point I think is that the vast majority of "high power jobs" have this "slave to X" end-game for seniors, be it MDs, PE Partners, Consultant Partners, CEOs, the President, etc. That said, I think the real point (which you make with that FP&A suggestion which I whole-heartedly agree with) is that we need to reflect on what is really important. IB is not all prestige and models and bottles, and even if it is, so what?
Am moving over to MBB for those reasons, hopefully it’s not a grass-is-greener kinda thing and things are actually better…
After banking it will definitely feel like it…but if you dived headlong first.. it will suck even more.
Good luck doing survey and creating 200 page decks.
Good thing is vacations are properly DND, so is most of weekend, and beach time is a real thing.
Hopefully I’ll be able to adjust myself… That’s beach time ofc, deck is everyday life already but just more pages😭
8) is actually the ultimate source of cancer in IB. I don't get why stuff need to go through 10 layer of reviews before it gets to the person who will actually present and need it. When you send draft to someone to review, they are faced with two options: (1) to give it a sign-off, but you look like you barely spend effort reviewing (2) add random 0 value-add comments to avoid perception of not doing anything.
So you end up with 10000000 comments before the MD takes a look and throw everything in the appendix.
if he looks at it before the meeting at all ;p
#5 seems to be coming more and more true year after year.
Most of the kids I worked with were the most sheltered and uninteresting people I’ve ever met. These kids had never been to concerts, partied at bars/clubs, travelled, have established friend groups, etc. and seemingly spent their entire lives indoors with books in their faces.
That's the problem with recruiting being so hyper accelerated these days. You have to be a total hardo to have a good shot.
SB would not justify the strength of the argument - as the other Intern said: now that things are super competitive (economic downturn + focus on diversity), the ones who make it are those who took things extremely seriously and did a lot beyond what is usually required. The well-rounded fun ones are usually rich kids who don't really care - that's why they're fun.
I really don't know about that one, chief. Maybe it's just my personal experience, but I really, really like some of the parts of IB. Sure, everything you said is true, no doubts. Many MDs suck, pay sucks, most people in the industry are functionally NPCs, sometimes shit just flies in your face and your professional life crosses past in front of your eyes, you become an alcoholic and nic addict, etc. It's all true. However...
I didn't fit into society for as long as I can remember, I still don't really, and I missed out on so many things in my youth. No dicking around with your mates, no late night CoD grinding, no awkward flirting with girls (at least not successfully), no first job where a cool older guy would explain the world to me, no first real pumps on the bench with your mates calling you a pussy for not benching more, no cheap 16h bus rides to Barcelona to drink the night away, nothing of that sort. Not because it wasn't available, but because I wasn't ready yet. Now, with my youth over, I find myself easing into these things more and more. Dicking around with my colleagues (who are just as racist and sexist as I am, luckily) all through the night is super fun, going out with them is nice every now and then (often not, but then I leave early), I go to the gym and get a pump on, I talk to people and have a good time, I am going to Church and just spread good vibes, I have a prestigious degree and paid my mom the student loans back on time, life has its good sides. Of course work is hard. Of course I am anxious about my career. Of course walking with Christ is hard, so hard. But I can do things now, and IB helped me in seeing that while life is hard, you can be harder, and then it gets easier.
What I am trying to say with that rambling mess is basically, yeah, IB sucks. But it's exciting and gives you new perspectives on life, new abilities, and new friends to share some time with. All while (moderately) stacking that paper. Not a bad deal in my opinion.
Nice bro. One of us. One of us. One of us. A fellow member of the racist counsel. I like that you gringo Christ mofo.
How are you walking with Christ if you consider yourself racist and sexist? Lol one of the main two most important commands Christ gives is love your neighbors
Of course I try to love everyone, but there simply are differences between the races and sexes, and the Church acknowledges the non-interchangeability of all created beings very strongly. And making allusions to these differences is really not moral problem in of itself from the view of the Church, as long as you don't hold race or gender holy, or use it as a pretext for hatred, which I really try to not do - maybe in contrast to my past, that much I can admit.
Really wondering why this is getting so many monkey shits. If I am breaking some sort of guy code by freely admitting I am being racist and sexist in the office and don't care a bit, same as all my colleagues and seemingly the entire industry, then please, enlighten me. Similarly, forgive me for implying that *shocker* you can actually hate your job but still be overall content with your life! Man oh man, I wonder how the rest of Humanity has lived for all of our existence, I bet they were never happy and always miserable, never once a smile, no Sir.
Really fucking sick of all the whining on here. Want a reality check? Go to a war memorial and look at the ages of the guys lying there, most of them younger than you, and let's be real, their end didn't come quickly in most cases. You live comfortably, your struggles strengthen you, and in the end happiness is a choice you make every day.
At the end, I refuse to apologize for enjoying the hard-earned fruits of my labour (self-reliance and -confidence), even if they come at the price of some of my free time and peace of mind.
I ms’d your post because you made a passive aggressive response to a perfectly valid critique of IB. You basically justified your argument with “Well IB isn’t bad because I was too socially awkward to experience my youth to the fullest anyway, so now I cope with money and making crude jokes with my colleagues”.
Just a super lame take and banks filled with those types is what makes IB so unbearable.
lame
I MS’ed you because you’re a racist POS and you also tried to use a War Memorial as an example in your rant. As someone who has served extensively and bled for this country, the world would be a lot better without you. Then again, people like me would’ve never had a job if hate didn’t exist.
Jesus loves you, friend. I will answer for my sins, I know that, but it will all be alright, this is what I am striving for.
Besides, I am German, I have no compunction nor desire whatsoever to honor the memory of your soldiers. They were just as hate-filled as my ancestors, believe me, the civilians of my hometown can attest to that - the living and the dead.
You are the kind of guy who sexually harasses women at workplace and little girls at church
Bro really said "I'm a loser so I like it" 😭😭😭😭
Elite shitpost copypasta. Saved
Even if you didn't go into banking and had all that free time you'd just spend it jerking off to anime and shitposting on 4chan..
(Checked after this post and this dude actually goes to fucking 4chan meetups lmao)
I hate to be that guy, but you're 4 years in and still doing admin tasks, let alone non-deal related, and ON A WEEKEND. Bruh, I don't even know where to start.
As someone else here said, you don't understand the game, banking is def not the right fit for you. It might be less intense at a softer corporate job or whatever, but its still played.
Every time I see one of these posts I brace myself for the incoming boomer MD comments about how analysts "haven't figured it out" or "aren't cut out for this industry". I left banking not because of the work, but because of the shit people I suffered under as an analyst. I was trapped working for an MD who brought in little to no deals to the firm (and was ultimately laid off 6 months after I had left the firm). During my tenure I begged the staffer to put me on projects with different teams, but it fell to deaf ears. I recall so many soul-sucking nights and weekends where I would be working late on materials that I knew deep down would never amount to a live deal.
Not saying every experience is like this (have friends who've been quite fortunate and had a relatively good experience in IB), but definitely something to consider for those considering entering.
Bruh how you a certified fourth year Analyst 2 lmfao feel like dude has other issues
The good college kids are now going directly to buyside. If PEs are too arrogant to take them, then quant hedge funds will always open doors to the brightest of minds. Ibanking is merely a painful bridge to the buyside, and smart kids have started having some buyside-airdrop fun. What's the point of walking the bridge ? Just two years of meaningless grind.
Word. Friend of mine interned at a top EB this summer (and top group within it), turned down his return offer to go straight to a mega fund instead.
Good for him
What mfpe like bx kkr Apo slp ?
Evercore oil & gas?
my experience in banking has never been like that but maybe i'm just lucky
I am just a junior A2A associate and admittedly there are plenty of days where I want to hit people with my keyboard but more than half of these factors are issues with your team and not IB itself. This is why I caution incoming interns/grads to choose teams based on actual interest and culture DD instead of what WSO says about prestige.
None of the above negates the fact that IB does indeed suck at times or a lot of the times, but if you view it as something YOU are using to advance your long-term interests instead of the other way around, it is a lot more palatable until you find that right exit path / decide to stay long-term
I never understood the argument that lawyers take in more than MDs.
The game has shifted - whereas the best and brightest stayed in IB previously (and thus excelled making fortunes), now they leave for PE. Lawyers are still lawyers.
PE lawyers or any lawyer for that matter don't hold a candle to PE professionals, not even to mention those who own the firm (but perhaps that's a silly argument as a lawyer could own a law practice as well).
Money is shrinking in IB because it's moved to other industries... which predominantly require IB to break into.
Yeah good points. I don't think IB MD pay (or even IB pay at the more junior levels) will come close to PE Lawyer pay for a while due to the simple fact that banks have become very complex institutions with large middle, back offices, regulatory requirements, large HR teams etc. Law firms are fundamentally a lot simpler businesses so you can have a more direct benefit on the fees that are brought in. In HCOL cities IB pay hasn't increased at the rate it should have given the effort required and cost of daily expenses.
In their defense, consultants do "notice me" useless market reports and ad-hoc analyses too.
Meanwhile, 5 posts probably popped up on Reddit: "I am non-target working in back office, how do I get IB job?"
Yes but I need to fucking do it to get where I want to go… (Corp Dev)
Oh shit bro, the Analyst 2 personally advises against it. Analyst 2 is a titan of industry. When Analyst 2 dishes out his recommendations people listen.
Analyst 2 has just put Blackrock, Goldman and Rich Handler on notice. He has, potentially, destroyed the entire industry with this deeply personal advisement.
Rich Handler is the biggest dork on Wall Street
Definitely agree that banking sucks, but isn’t that why most people do it for only two years? I agree with each of the points you made about why it’s awful, but most people aren’t looking to be career bankers.
For kickstarting a career in finance, it’s probably the best bet that college students have available to them. Sure, if you’re interested in PE and can get a job directly out of college, more power to you, but those are pretty competitive. That said, there’s a reason why the IB analyst positions are so sought after.
Are you an analyst yourself? 2 years is a longer than you think
I did two years as an associate before jumping to PE. It was indeed a long time
I am 4 years into (a job I hate) and have been delusionally telling myself it is going to get better, however it really has not (because you hate your job). Am currently spending my nth consecutive weekend trapped in my shitty NYC apartment (You Could Have Done This Job In a Low Cost of Living City) doing bullshit deal related and non-deal related admin tasks while all my non-banking friends seems to be out enjoying the last of the summer (They Do Bullshit tasks from 9-5 and get no deal exposure). So, in my busy-work fueled misery, I write to you a few points I have concluded regarding banking:
"Pushing back" is a fake concept in an industry where perception and appeasing your superiors is literally 100% of what decides your fate
Welcome to any corporate role. Your boss decides your fate and everyone is a brown noser. Fortunately, pushing back isn't a fake concept when you know how to push back and/or don't care if you aren't the top bucket. Middle bucket is the way--someone who is good and competent, but pushes back can still make MD. It is so hard to find good smart people.
The money is good, but not worth the sacrifice. Your relationships, mental and physical health, and overall deamenor will suffer in ways you likely did not even think about before joining
I agree. Why you are just getting this memo 4 years in rather than realizing after a 2 year analyst stint it is time to jump ship is beyond me.
Pay has stagnated immensely at all levels for the majority (inb4 "b-b-buh the BASE RAISES!!" Bro, inflation adjusted, we still make considerably less than the pre-gfc bankers - it is what is at this point, we are never going back to that)
If you did the job for the pay, you did it for the wrong reasons. Do it for the learning, the real pay comes later from the credentialing and experience that gets applied to other fields.
The exit ops are basically corp dev or PE (let's face it, not many of us are going to be joining Pershing Square or Elliott - but if you do, congrats, hats off)
The uncreative exits are these. Also these are highly interesting and sought after roles. What are you comparing to? It's better than virtually any other finance job in terms of exit ops. If you don't want to take a pay cut and pivot industries that's your own issue.
There are so many LOSERS who work in banking. So many insecure, over compensating, "I will literally ruin my relationship with my wife and kids for my clients" MORONS who work in this space. The worst part is, they will try to convince you that you should be like them and their behavior is necessary to succeed
You are this person. You have sacrificed for 4 years rather than Getting tfo. Yeah the industry requires immense sacrifice, so do most high paying roles at large companies. Risk, hard hours, pay--pick 2. If you are looking for a high paying role with decent hours, its probably very risky. Otherwise, you likely will be worked like a dog.
Pre-MD you are a slave to your MD, and at the MD level, you are a slave to your fees. Banks do not give a single shit about you and will fire you on a moments notice. Half my team was axed earlier this year - see you fkn later
Welcome to a corporate role my man. They are running a business, not a charity. They have a legal fiduciary obligation in fact to make as much profit as possible and that often involves over hiring when times are good and firing when times are bad. It's not personal--it's business. Don't be the guy that takes macro economic driven decisions as personal. All banks had the best deal flow in decades and now have a glut--they need to adjust to business conditions. Do you also think that companies that make CD's are evil because they fired people when the ipod came out?
To caveat the point above, there are SO many "meh" senior guys who make a few fees here and there but are certainly not driving PnL for the bank. If you get stuck with one of these guys as a junior, good luck bc you are not getting paid and you are not getting good deal experience lol
Most banks, pay is pretty standardized at the junior level. The difference between buckets is also very marginal in the scheme of things, aka amounting to a 5% difference in pay. In terms of experience, you can learn a lot from a moron. Don't underestimate how effective learning what not to do is. Especially early in someones career.
I call it the "notice me" rabbit hole, but MDs will literally do fucking anything to "add-value" (I.e., work their juniors to the bone on stupid ad-hoc analyses and market reports that no one gives a shit about to appear as though they are contributing). This is usually a characteristic of the aforementioned "meh" MD when their fees do not speak for themselves
Yup. You are in a client service industry. If you want to move to an industry less subjective and more results based be ready to be judged on your work product and live and die by the sword. It sounds great to have unsubjective criteria, but ask traders who have books blow up due to black swan events how much it can suck.
After having lengthy discussions with many of my college friends who work in various corporate jobs, we really all just do the same boring shit. Banking is no different - we are the exact same corporate drones, albeit comparatively overworked and paid slightly more
Right and Wrong. All entry level jobs are grunt work--you have no experience, that is why. However, the role at an investment bank makes you qualified to understand M&A and executive decision making--most corporate roles you would never be in the room with a decision maker at the junior level.
It is time for you to leave the role my man. This job clearly has taken a toll on you and you need to get some perspective. It will get better. You will leave, have free time, be happy, then unhappy because you will feel guilty about your free time, then go through a journey of self discovery and determine what actually is important in life. My recommendation: Friends, Family, Fulfilling Work, and Living in the moment recognizing life has some twists and turns and that is what makes it enjoyable.
For prospects, the job is worth it for most people for 1-2 years--after that there is diminishing utility. Don't go in like a deer in a headlights, if 8/10 analysts leave after 2 years, the role probably has some problems. You aren't the first hardo convinced they are "built different" who has entered the field. Eventually most rational people leave because they can get better hours or better pay leveraging their experience elsewhere.
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