JPM Cold Emails Getting Intercepted by HR

Anyone else noticing JPM people being awful for cold emails -- Sent over 30+ and most responses are requests to apply online.

Had one guy offer to forward my email. 

Other guy forwarded it to HR and they emailed me to fuck off and apply online as well. 

Curious to hear about anyone else experiencing this?

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it's prob bc right now is not a good time to network since group placement is coming up and everyone is busy talking to incoming SAs

 
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