JPM FALLING?
Heard from internally that JPM is falling. Or are facing huge issue? Is it true? Just IB or banking system as a whole?
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Bro is trying to spread misinformation to destabilize the banking system
No like actually heard from internal family friend
Your college frat buddies don't count bro
Haven't heard this personally (yet) tbh
What exactly did you contribute to this thread, prospect?
my apologies, King Kong o7
If JPM falls so does every other bank
What did you hear that made you think this lol
JPM too big to fail
It’s the biggest fucking bank in the U.S. if they fall, so does every other bank basically
What kinda Russian bot move is this lol
Ok bubble boy…
Fucking chicken little
First off wtf does “falling mean”, like could be the menu in the cafeteria is falling behind standards.
ok intern
A good friend of mine was at Turdie’s the other day and overheard a couple JPM analysts say “JPMorgan? More like JPMorg-Ass!”
Tells you a little something about the culture I think…
This is the most amusing yet confusing forum meme
yea i heard the same thing. apparently the construction company building the new JPM building in NYC messed up on some of their calculations and the base can't support the upper levels so they're are saying there's a good chance JPM might fall.
But JPM sent in their best M&A analyst to help the construction company fix the excel spreadsheet so we should be good.
I hear the contractor used VLOOKUP instead of INDEX MATCH
Who tf uses index match anymore? Xlookup xlookup
OP spitting. JPM x Goldman shotgun wedding in talks. Dont shoot the messenger
Your mother and I are in wedding talks
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