Matched on Tinder with daughter of a BB shot caller
Not MD, think higher. She's into me, but 5/10 and on the thick side.
Give me strength brothers. How do I get an offer from her dad?
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Blow her dad
How do I get access to him tho?
Best bet is her mom
U shouldn’t ever get an offer just bc ur a prick.
I think by your second kid and when you’re behind on those mortgage payments, your now wife who’s the daughter of this shot caller should give you a referral to her father after years of networking between the 3 of you. That’s when you can get you an off cycle executive internship. You can leave your job at NWM and use that internship get a full time middle management offer from a competitor BB. Boom congratulations you’re in.
ROI doesn't look good
Thought it was Ms. Eyebrows at first but then realized the firm ain't a BB
Bro no I wouldn't swipe right on her
HAAHHAAH thought it was the same person
lol
That girl doesn't look right. All that cash (and boomer shitposting on finmeme instagram) can't buy a fucking thread haha
Tell her your EBITD-ADDY positive
I bet Dicky would be a great father in law, he would try so hard to get you to like him.
I heard a story of a guy fucking MS CEO's daughter at Duke, and he then got SA there. Idk if the two were related. Dimon's daughter also went to Duke interestingly enough.
Slaughter her with the peen, get past the resume screen
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