MD yells at analyst during shit
I was peacefully seated on a clean toilet at our CS restrooms, when I hear the door bang open and an angry voice following it. I immediately recognize it to be one of our MDs from M&A, and boy is he pissed! The footsteps get closer, there's a loud clang as a nearby stall is flung open, and I heard a distinct grunt as the man lowered himself onto the can. In between farts, I could hear him screaming about never having seen such utter incompetence in his life, and his expectation of punctuality, 'especially during times like these.' The dude is shitting like crazy at this point, the noise is practically echoing off the walls, and he's still raging away. "When I say 9am I mean 9am, not 9:15, not 9:05!" He's thundering at this poor analyst, and quite frankly, I'm feeling damn uncomfortable. Shaking my head ruefully, I stuff a wad of toilet paper into my ass and silently creep out of the stall without flushing. Hope none of y'all had to deal with my mess, apologies in advance...
This is false. CS is currently subleasing their bathrooms - we have to use public ones or walk a block to Starbucks. Source: current CS analyst
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You did well not flushing, Credit Suisse is in dire need to save costs. Employee of the year
Bravo.
I must be in an alter anti r universe because I’m hammered and can’t believe someone j came oup with this.
This checks out. Only bank without automatic flush for sure.
Eat a bunch of Taco Bell next time so that you shit even harder, to assert dominance and mark your territory.
hahahaha
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I wouldn't try this as an Analyst 1. You need to let your MD out-shit you until you're at least a VP. Then you can start pushing back. By pushing back I mean pushing bigger logs of poo out of your rectum than him.
He was shitting out the Analyst he ate for breakfast this morning.
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