Not getting yelled at by paul is paradise

Imagine waking up at 2pm on a beautiful Wednesday, having just pulled an all-nighter grinding a sophisticated LBO model for a bs finance elective class. I walk to my class, open my laptop, and dm paul. Somehow, for the first time ever, Paul does not reply "stfu" to my stupid comments. I feel so good right now.

Not getting yelled at by paul is paradise. 

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