Pour one out for Bill Ackman

Oxman: Acky baby...I heard the news and I'm so sorry.

Ackman: I don't want to talk about it.

Oxman: C'mon baby...you need to let this off your chest. It's ok to be upset. You've worked so hard.

Ackman: (between sobs) how could they rebuke Pershing like this? I put everything into this. Everything's terrible. I'm a laughingstock, Kamala's up in the polls, and Kanye is washed. What am I going to do, Oxy, what am I going to do?

Above is a snippet of what I think the conversation was like when Bill got home today. I don't know about the rest of you but I'm pretty torn up about this and what it's probably doing to Bill's mental health. Can anybody else relate? 

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Ackman is such a fucking loser. My distaste for him is multiplied from being forced to see his stupid ass tweets across my Twitter timeline. Pershing fucking sucks too, how do you have 7 analysts covering 1 stock each and let one tank 20% in the last month?

 

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