Pour one out for Bill Ackman
Oxman: Acky baby...I heard the news and I'm so sorry.
Ackman: I don't want to talk about it.
Oxman: C'mon baby...you need to let this off your chest. It's ok to be upset. You've worked so hard.
Ackman: (between sobs) how could they rebuke Pershing like this? I put everything into this. Everything's terrible. I'm a laughingstock, Kamala's up in the polls, and Kanye is washed. What am I going to do, Oxy, what am I going to do?
Above is a snippet of what I think the conversation was like when Bill got home today. I don't know about the rest of you but I'm pretty torn up about this and what it's probably doing to Bill's mental health. Can anybody else relate?
Drinks on Carl Icahn tonight
I love the phrase "Acky baby"
This is anti-semitism
Ackman is such a fucking loser. My distaste for him is multiplied from being forced to see his stupid ass tweets across my Twitter timeline. Pershing fucking sucks too, how do you have 7 analysts covering 1 stock each and let one tank 20% in the last month?
Simply unfollow him then if you don't like his posts...?
He's a billionaire and you're not lol
This guy thinks that billionaires can do no wrong and that you must like all of them ^
lol this is pretty hilarious considering how smug he is
Maybe the clown should spend more time focused on his business than geopolitical issues which he has zero understand of
Acky is definitely x’ing (formerly tweeting) about you
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