SICKEST DEAL TOY

How do I make a cute deal toy? I’m an analyst at MF and being tasked with designing a deal toy for a distressed pontoon company on the verge of chapter 7… the OEMs were irresponsible in 2021 and pulled-forward demand, now it’s a fire sale… The owners are in their 80’s, didn’t know what EBITDA was when we engaged them and they only use cash accounting. “GAAP” to them is the clothing store.

They’re located in the Midwest if that makes this shit show any better. Please send valid ideas.

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