UBS hate is forced
Not sure how some of you self proclaimed analysts have enough time to leave 1000 word essays on this website on a tuesday but id bet its because most of you are 1. too dumb to get an offer, 2. coping or 3. 19 years old.
Frankly UBS sucks, but most of you cant even get a fto regardless so commenting abt it from the basement of a consulting firm isnt the best look.
UBS HR gave the order to flood WSO with good news and apparently the entire incoming analyst class reported for duty
“Guys, sentiment is deteriorating. Everyone drop what you’re doing and post a defense of the franchise before midnight.”
Project Reputation Management is officially live.
Which one are you? 1. no offer 2. coping or 3. 19 years old
4. The guy who got you typing like your UBS bonus depends on it
Have fun at your HR job tomorrow at GS. Just dont tell your parents what you do there, as long as you wear the logo during thanksgiving theyll be proud of you
ofc it's a tulane student saying ts
Partied every day of undergrad, spend 99% of my recruiting cycle at the beach in new orleans. Graduated with a 3.91 (no grade inflation), went to philly for my MBA. Welcome to the real world.
Bro wrote his own LinkedIn bio in a WSO comment
“Partied every day, beach every day, 3.91, MBA in Philly.”
Congrats man
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