We got a coin

As a token of appreciation for working 100+ hour weeks for over a year with no incentive bonuses nor perks to juniors, here's an actual token for all employees with the founder's face on it! I truly wish nothing but the worst for senior management and their families. What am I supposed to do with this?

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It’s time to go the No Country for Old Men route. Next time you see him, ask him what’s the most he’s ever lost on a coin toss. Then, proceed to tell him to call it. If he asks what he’s calling it for, advise him he’s been putting it up his whole life - just didn’t know it. Hope it goes in your favor.

 

easy answer, do what Kanye did to his grammy award, toss it in the pisser and take a leak on it. or dump depending what kind of mood you're in

Go all the way
 

Reality is stranger than fiction. If this were on a show like "Billions" everyone would lambast how unrealistic and "Hollywood" the writing is.

Be excellent to each other, and party on, dudes.
 

This is one of the funniest and most vane things I've ever seen

"If you don't have any enemies in life you have never stood up for anything" - Winston Churchill | "It's a testament to the sheer belligerence of the profession that people would rather argue about the 'risk-adjusted returns' of using inferior tooth cleaning methods." - kellycriterion
 

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