What the heck is I-banking?
I'm a junior in HS, does it matter much from what graduate business school one graduate from to be successful and earn an average salary for as a I-banker?
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Damn Jeeves, you will never get an IB job if you don't stop hacking the fucking shit out of your sentences. Reading that fucked my head down to the level of -oh shit, I forgot, I am already a monkey. Here is the scoop Pinch: 1. Go Ivy/Top 20 or go elsewhere -in terms of your career that is. 2. Fuck all the hot girls you can. Once you become a banker the only time you will get sex is when a) you pay for it, b) a horny co-worker is craving the juice, or c) you fabricate it. 3. Stay in good health. 4. Booze the shit out of the rest of high school and college -have a good time, but keep the grades up, fuck the ECs. 5. Start young, practice kissing old 40/50 year old ass. 6. Start young, insert a pair of oxfords into your ass and yell yes sir! or yes m'am! 7. Start young, read finance textbooks, even if you don't understand them.
hahaha, hillarious!
I-Banking is the bullshit in the middle when companies buy each other and need a middleman.
its for fuckers to douche each others' asses
Damn little kids, stop typing on forums and ride your bicycles! It's a dawg eat dawg world.
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