I need suggestions for finding a good job that will get me a lot of respect from people. I don't like to work a lot, and the US presidency has a lot more responsibilities/hours than I thought. Anyone know of anything? Is a hedge fund manager an exit opp for a US president? I hear I can pick an index fund and not do shit nowadays, which is what I'm looking for.
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Not the answers I was hoping for.
Take over as Knicks GM and rebuild the franchise
MIght as well just take over as the captain of the Titanic, because both are stuck at the bottom of the Atlantic.
Founder and CEO of a TOTALLY OFF THA HOOK SEX DUNGEON. It's a job RESPECTED by ALL!
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