Which offer to accept?
Offer 1: Bank of America (very large bank and all the sluts at my school recognize it so I’ll have clout for two years). Likely a 20k bonus and 100 people on my deal team for a random financing that won’t close.
Offer 2: Dyal & Co. Only the true hardo’s know the unknown boutiques. Pays top of street. The girls don’t know it tho and I’ll have to explain it’s arguably more prestigious than like 85% of IB’s but they won’t believe me. They will choose the Duetsche Bank guy over me because it sounds sexy and everyone has seen The Big Short movie.
Help!!!
Congrats on Scotiabank!
Accept both, renege on BofA last minute, but tell all girls you work there.
Accept Dyal and say you work for a Goldman Sachs Banker. Chicks would recognize that name, and you wouldn’t even be lying either.
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