3 reasons why Morgan Stanley is headed to zero
Their CEO, James Gorman looks like a fucking muppet. He isn't even bald!
In 2008, the last time they were going bankrupt, Mitsubishi UFJ Financial Group invested $9 billion dollars in MS. That's ridiculous; I thought they needed that money to produce crappy Japanese cars!
Morgan Stanley's NYSE stock ticker is literally short for "Monkey Shit." That's just embarrassing!
If that's not enough for you, check out this graph of Morgan Stanley stock. It is headed to zero, folks! Short sell it while you can...
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You seem to have accidentally taken the stock from WoLagu SfgulGA. Common mistake around here, Lloyd. Have your analysts take another look. Thx
Now that Dr. Doom Marc Faber is out at CNBC - you should be getting a call for a commentary spot ha
CNBC is way too gay; everybody who's anybody watches FOX BUSINESS!
Retirement is hella overrated anyways...
Fuck you, you bald Jew from Brooklyn. You hogged the CEO spot long enough, and now my boy Gary had to jump ship when his year end reviews weren't great and was told he wouldn't be getting a promotion any time soon. Last time I checked, Gary now works for a beautiful tan man with incredible blonde hair and golden locks. You know how demoralizing that is for good ole Cohn? The guy has a fucking degree from American Kogod School of Business. I heard his boss makes fun of him all the time for not having a degree from the Wharton School of FINANCE. I think retirement is not overrated and you should give it a chance, so good ole Gary doesn't drink bathroom bleach next time he's taking a shit.
@Lloyd BIankfein" Hey Mr. Blankfein! I'm currently a student at a non-target and have a 4.0/4.0 GPA. Is there any chance I can intern for your company next Summer? I know I'm not H1B and don't have a sob story but I feel I am more than qualified. Thanks!!
Only if your name is Robert Du Val
Your moms headed to zero! Goldman Sachs is the ruler of the fucking universe!
I've been shorting MS since October 2008. Let's just say my constant doubling down will pay off eventually.
Exactly! You're the kind of brilliant investor that we need over at Goldman Sachs!
On a timeline long enough, the survival rate for MS drops to NEGATIVE ZERO!
Why Macys is dropping at the holiday season?
Morgan Stanley's China market(HongKong office business) is growing. I don't really think it will drop to zero. Disagreed.
China is a tiny economy based almost entirely off the rice and dog meat industries. China's economic growth means nothing - it is literally Japan in the 1980s.