Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML
Today, I took the bus to work and a sweet old lady got on after me and sat next to me. Halfway to work, she fell asleep and her head was on my shoulder. Trying to be nice, I gently tried to wake her up before my stop came. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML
“...all truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.”
- Schopenhauer
"I do not think that there is any other quality so essential to success of any kind as the quality of perseverance. It overcomes almost everything, even nature."
"I do not think that there is any other quality so essential to success of any kind as the quality of perseverance. It overcomes almost everything, even nature."
I know someone whos father and grandfather both died last year, and he got a brain tumor and from the operations is now in debt cause his disability/insurance didnt pay a lot of it, plus hes now blind and will be permanently disabled, and he still hasnt done the 6 months of chemo. So, could be worse.
“...all truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.”
- Schopenhauer
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takes the life's panties off and throws it on the bed
what happened oldmansacks - can't be worse then me!
I love fml!
Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML
Today, I took the bus to work and a sweet old lady got on after me and sat next to me. Halfway to work, she fell asleep and her head was on my shoulder. Trying to be nice, I gently tried to wake her up before my stop came. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML
Today, I was playing around with my sister's kitten. As a joke, I put him underneath the sheets and farted. He attacked my nuts. FML
Agreed
5 finals this week and no motivation. FML.
FML and yea fuck you too buddy :)
same here. i'm so over this.
cant be worse than mine...
My life is great.
Today, I officialy became a Trillionaire: http://s11.postimage.org/4zp86yr3n/100_T.jpg
If it makes you feel any better, my life is pretty fucking awesome.
compare ur life to someone whose dying of cancer...and now give yourself a mental high 5
Good call.
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I know someone whos father and grandfather both died last year, and he got a brain tumor and from the operations is now in debt cause his disability/insurance didnt pay a lot of it, plus hes now blind and will be permanently disabled, and he still hasnt done the 6 months of chemo. So, could be worse.
one time i saw a frog
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