Worst job positions for your resume?
List some past job work experience that you definitely would NOT want to put down on your resume right now. Here are a couple:
Risk Analyst - Lehman Brothers
Portfolio Manager - Bernard L. Madoff Investment Securities LLC.
Representative - United States Congress, 111th Session
44th President of the United States Tresury Secretary CDS Trader- American International Group Subprime Hedge Fund Manager- Bear Stearns
Tim SykesSo what do you do? -I work for an investment banking firm. Oh okay; you are like my brother, he works for Edward Jones. -No, a college degree is required in my profession
LOL @ Tim Sykes
Tim Sykes...nice
Former Lehman risk manager might not actually be a horrible thing to have on the resume. I know of quite a few risk managers at hedge funds that blew up that went on to have lucrative jobs consulting other hedge funds about how to avoid problems that caused the risk manager's former fund to blow up.
Having AIG on the resume probably isn't great for those hunting for jobs right now either.
www.sharpeinvesting.com
Elliot Spitzer
Energy Trader - Enron
Structured Products Analyst at the US Treasury
energy trader - enron is maybe the best energy related job to have on your resume.
equities in dallas
haha
Funny thread. I used it as the muse for a blog post. Check it out here at http://readitdammit.wordpress.com/ There's also lyrics to a remix of the song Arab Money which is titled Bailout Money.
John Arnold sure did great, albeit having Energy Trader at Enron on his resume :]
LondonE1, MITALGOTRADER, Smalltalk I'll let BLUMIE slide becuase hes hilarious.
Plant Safety Manager, Chernobyl
Internal Audit - Enron
Technical and Shuttle Safety Inspector - NASA - 1986 Strategic Planner - Hezbollah Director of Operations - Sudan Government Third Runner Up - Miss Teen USA Pageant 2007 (South Carolina) Nick Leeson
AIG Financial Products!!
anything to do with the SEC
and
Bank of America - office of the chairman
Pokemon Master -Defeated Elite 4 six times pro forma -Raised Charmander to level 83 in six hours for L/H ratio of 13.8
43rd President of the United States
having worked at a firm that revolutionized energy trading and had huge profits until their illegal market manipulation was uncovered, would look pretty damn good. its not like the industry is filled with fat old ladies with their hands on their hip, shaking their fingers at naughty boys. I think high competence/expertise is rewarded even if you eventually fail by outside forces (e.g. the gov). (Though this is not what has happened recently on wall street of course)
worst: euro index derivatives compliance/operations at Societe Generale, 2007-2008, since Kerviel's is still the biggest single trading loss, right?
Oprah.
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