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What the fuck does your question have to do with investment banking? The only thing I got out of that was how you failed at trying to be banker and your rich dad wants to give "that son" 200k. Go shove that 200k up your buttocks along with that 30k in sino forest.

 
shawnkempWhat the fuck does your question have to do with investment banking? The only thing I got out of that was how you failed at trying to be banker and your rich dad wants to give "that son" 200k. Go shove that 200k up your buttocks along with that 30k in sino forest.

Way to be a douchebag. I can smell the jealousy from here, so he has a rich dad who wants to give him a good amount of money. Cry about it. He didn't do shit to you.

The answer to your question is 1) network 2) get involved 3) beef up your resume 4) repeat -happypantsmcgee WSO is not your personal search function.
 
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shawnkempWhat the fuck does your question have to do with investment banking? The only thing I got out of that was how you failed at trying to be banker and your rich dad wants to give "that son" 200k. Go shove that 200k up your buttocks along with that 30k in sino forest.

Way to be a douchebag. I can smell the jealousy from here, so he has a rich dad who wants to give him a good amount of money. Cry about it. He didn't do shit to you.

Quit smelling your computer and get your nose back in your MD's buttockss.

 

your father is probably a smart guy but stupid for giving you 200K Why didn't you use it for your university instead...the scholarship meant nothing just sayin give me all the monkey shit you got. your nothing without your daddy stop causing your father trouble and just settle down with a BO role for ur entire life

 

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