Accidentally slept with my best friends mother (story)

Over the weekend I was visiting a close friend out in San Diego. When I got there, his parents happened to be giving him a surprise visit. It was nice to see them as I certainly have a lot of great memories with them growing up. Anyway, it was very late so everyone head to different rooms and went to bed. Now here is where things get crazy - apparently after I fell asleep, I sleepwalked from my room to my friends mother's room. All of the sudden I wake up as I'm literally banging her. Like I'm literally banging this milf. She was awake and I think her moans woke me up. My friend busts into the room and is in shock. Nevertheless I keep banging her while he watches. The next day, my phone is blowing up, and I literally get a call from a managing director at my firm that I’ve been fired. Apparently, my friend recorded the whole thing and posted it on p0rnhub with my name attached. The video has millions of views, chances are you’ve seen it on the homepage as it’s been on there for a couple days now. Was wondering if anyone has been in this situation or has advice, thanks.

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Over the weekend I was visiting a close friend out in San Diego. When I got there, his parents happened to be giving him a surprise visit. It was nice to see them as I certainly have a lot of great memories with them growing up. Anyway, it was very late so everyone head to different rooms and went to bed. Now here is where things get crazy - apparently after I fell asleep, I sleepwalked from my room to my friends mother's room. All of the sudden I wake up as I'm literally banging her. Like I'm literally banging this milf. She was awake and I think her moans woke me up. My friend busts into the room and is in shock. Nevertheless I keep banging her while he watches. The next day, my phone is blowing up, and I literally get a call from a managing director at my firm that I've been fired. Apparently, my friend recorded the whole thing and posted it on p0rnhub with my name attached. The video has millions of views, chances are you've seen it on the homepage as it's been on there for a couple days now. Was wondering if anyone has been in this situation or has advice, thanks.

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