Tonight after cooking a streak and salmon dinner for friends, my girlfriend said “are we still going to be best friends if we break up.”
Earlier, I smoked a fat blunt with my BFFL and doubted my abilities to cook then pulled off an amazing steak salmon dinner with asparagus and mashed potatoes. I have a special method where I steam the asparagus 85% done then throw them on a hot pan of grass fed butter and sea salt and pepper.
Now we switched places and I’m in the midst of all Asians around me, the one white guy. Seems like we are playing 1/2 cash game poker buy in $100 but I brought $200 just in case. This is Friday, y’all.
Peace out.
PS: Fuck you financeabc
Let us know how it goes
We are taking shots of Martell Blue Swift and I’m drinking Black Cherry White Claws. I’ve been craving white claws all evening because I was the DD most of the night.
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We’re talking about Isaiah. He literally vents about everything.
Thanks bro - dude literally
dude how wasted do people get
Not enough, gotta keep chugging
Haahhaha wtf
I know you love me bruh, but why am I in this topic?
You live in their heads rent-free lol. They even think about you when hanging out with their girlfriends.
I can't help thinking about Drumpfy during my nightly Swedish from a Miss America model (paid for by Smithers of course)
True....democrats have a tendency of living rent-free....
I thought you were “tendering your resignation” and leaving this forum. Still an alt left hypocrite are we?
what scene is this from?
Post your current:
-deadlift
-squat
-bench press
-pull up number
Currents are wack because I’m a slug now but peak performance was as follows:
Dead: 410
Squat: 365
Bench: 240
Pull-up: 21
Bonus - power clean: 275
Noice. Deadlift and 21 pullups are impressive. I can do 14 at best.
All at the same time?
- 385
- 360
- 285
- 23
405
385
245
19
Dead: Just rep 225
Squat: 315x8x3
Bench: 315x1 or 225x16
Pull ups: idk
I played poker starting with $200 then blacked out and took over the table winning a lot then losing down to $180. I had 12 white claws and maybe 5 shots of something. The shots did me in. Good night overall.
I'm a big fan of yours but the "special method" is called sautéing and is one of the most classic French techniques, it has been used for hundreds of years
But, also girlfriend has come to the realization that I could break up with her any day, so she has breakup anxiety or something.
Judging by your comment history you shouldn't reproduce.
Did you just bump a nearly year old thread just to slam Isaiah_53_5 💎🙌💎🙌💎 reproduction capabilities???
It's a fucking holiday and this is how you choose to spend it???
Never change, WSO . . .
bro it's deadass the same for me, you seen my most recent post?
Just wanna check. How .... old ... is this girlfriend?
Old enough
We talked about this yesterday - apparently she is really scared of me breaking up with her as I said I don’t want kids with her and she still wants us to be best friends and still talk and stuff. So maybe a valid concern.
Maybe you just need to have a good fuck with her
Agreed. Smart thinking Pizz. Seems like Isaiah isn't satisfying her. I bet I could do a better job.
You don’t want kids with her ? Why
Was the salmon actually that good....or were you just really high? :)
The salmon turned out better then the steak - I accidentally got the pan too hot for the steak and feel like I overcooked it but had no complaints, but am disappointed in myself that it wasn’t juicer as I had perfect cuts of meat.
It was just really weird for me cooking in someone else’s kitchen so I wasn’t completely used to it.
Ok but how’s the sex?
I effing love this guy! You’re the Chad of the day, sir.
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