My girlfriend is crazy
Tonight after cooking a streak and salmon dinner for friends, my girlfriend said "are we still going to be best friends if we break up."
Earlier, I smoked a fat blunt with my BFFL and doubted my abilities to cook then pulled off an amazing steak salmon dinner with asparagus and mashed potatoes. I have a special method where I steam the asparagus 85% done then throw them on a hot pan of grass fed butter and sea salt and pepper.
Now we switched places and I'm in the midst of all Asians around me, the one white guy. Seems like we are playing 1/2 cash game poker buy in $100 but I brought $200 just in case. This is Friday, y'all.
PS: Fuck you financeabc