My girlfriend is crazy

Tonight after cooking a streak and salmon dinner for friends, my girlfriend said “are we still going to be best friends if we break up.”

Earlier, I smoked a fat blunt with my BFFL and doubted my abilities to cook then pulled off an amazing steak salmon dinner with asparagus and mashed potatoes. I have a special method where I steam the asparagus 85% done then throw them on a hot pan of grass fed butter and sea salt and pepper.

Now we switched places and I’m in the midst of all Asians around me, the one white guy. Seems like we are playing 1/2 cash game poker buy in $100 but I brought $200 just in case. This is Friday, y’all.

Peace out.

PS: Fuck you financeabc

 

We are taking shots of Martell Blue Swift and I’m drinking Black Cherry White Claws. I’ve been craving white claws all evening because I was the DD most of the night.

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

Not enough, gotta keep chugging 

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You live in their heads rent-free lol. They even think about you when hanging out with their girlfriends. 

 

I thought you were “tendering your resignation” and leaving this forum. Still an alt left hypocrite are we?

 

I played poker starting with $200 then blacked out and took over the table winning a lot then losing down to $180. I had 12 white claws and maybe 5 shots of something. The shots did me in. Good night overall.

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

But, also girlfriend has come to the realization that I could break up with her any day, so she has breakup anxiety or something.

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

We talked about this yesterday - apparently she is really scared of me breaking up with her as I said I don’t want kids with her and she still wants us to be best friends and still talk and stuff. So maybe a valid concern.

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

The salmon turned out better then the steak - I accidentally got the pan too hot for the steak and feel like I overcooked it but had no complaints, but am disappointed in myself that it wasn’t juicer as I had perfect cuts of meat. 

It was just really weird for me cooking in someone else’s kitchen so I wasn’t completely used to it.

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

Isaiah_53_5 💎🙌💎🙌💎

Tonight after cooking a streak and salmon dinner for friends, my girlfriend said "are we still going to be best friends if we break up."

Earlier, I smoked a fat blunt with my BFFL and doubted my abilities to cook then pulled off an amazing steak salmon dinner with asparagus and mashed potatoes. I have a special method where I steam the asparagus 85% done then throw them on a hot pan of grass fed butter and sea salt and pepper.

Now we switched places and I'm in the midst of all Asians around me, the one white guy. Seems like we are playing 1/2 cash game poker buy in $100 but I brought $200 just in case. This is Friday, y'all.

Peace out.

PS: Fuck you financeabc

I effing love this guy! You’re the Chad of the day, sir.

 

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SafariJoe, wins again!
 

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