My girlfriend is crazy

Tonight after cooking a streak and salmon dinner for friends, my girlfriend said "are we still going to be best friends if we break up."

Earlier, I smoked a fat blunt with my BFFL and doubted my abilities to cook then pulled off an amazing steak salmon dinner with asparagus and mashed potatoes. I have a special method where I steam the asparagus 85% done then throw them on a hot pan of grass fed butter and sea salt and pepper.

Now we switched places and I'm in the midst of all Asians around me, the one white guy. Seems like we are playing 1/2 cash game poker buy in $100 but I brought $200 just in case. This is Friday, y'all.

Peace out.

PS: Fuck you financeabc

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Sep 10, 2021 - 10:00pm
Isaiah_53_5 πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸ’Ž, what's your opinion? Comment below:

We are taking shots of Martell Blue Swift and I'm drinking Black Cherry White Claws. I've been craving white claws all evening because I was the DD most of the night.

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee

Sep 10, 2021 - 11:14pm
Isaiah_53_5 πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸ’Ž, what's your opinion? Comment below:

Thanks bro - dude literallyΒ 

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Sep 11, 2021 - 12:04am
Isaiah_53_5 πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸ’Ž, what's your opinion? Comment below:

dude how wasted do people getΒ 

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee

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Sep 11, 2021 - 10:01am
financeabc, what's your opinion? Comment below:

I know you love me bruh, but why am I in this topic?

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  • Intern in RE - Comm
Sep 11, 2021 - 10:03am

You live in their heads rent-free lol. They even think about you when hanging out with their girlfriends.Β 

  • Research Associate in AM - Equities
Sep 11, 2021 - 10:28am

I thought you were "tendering your resignation" and leaving this forum. Still an alt left hypocrite are we?

Sep 12, 2021 - 11:51am
neink, what's your opinion? Comment below:

Post your current:

-deadlift

-squat

-bench press

-pull up number

Never discuss with idiots, first they drag you at their level, then they beat you with experience.

  • Associate 1 in RE - Comm
Sep 12, 2021 - 4:17pm

Currents are wack because I'm a slug now but peak performance was as follows:

Dead: 410

Squat: 365

Bench: 240

Pull-up: 21

Bonus - power clean: 275

Sep 12, 2021 - 4:33pm
neink, what's your opinion? Comment below:

Noice. Deadlift and 21 pullups are impressive. I can do 14 at best.

Never discuss with idiots, first they drag you at their level, then they beat you with experience.

Sep 12, 2021 - 8:27pm
Isaiah_53_5 πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸ’Ž, what's your opinion? Comment below:

I played poker starting with $200 then blacked out and took over the table winning a lot then losing down to $180. I had 12 white claws and maybe 5 shots of something. The shots did me in. Good night overall.

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee

Sep 12, 2021 - 8:48pm
local_max, what's your opinion? Comment below:

I'm a big fan of yours but the "special method" is called sautΓ©ing and is one of the most classic French techniques, it has been used for hundreds of yearsΒ 

Sep 12, 2021 - 9:27pm
Isaiah_53_5 πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸ’Ž, what's your opinion? Comment below:

But, also girlfriend has come to the realization that I could break up with her any day, so she has breakup anxiety or something.

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee

Sep 12, 2021 - 11:26pm
Isaiah_53_5 πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸ’Ž, what's your opinion? Comment below:

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"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee

Sep 13, 2021 - 12:42pm
Isaiah_53_5 πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸ’Ž, what's your opinion? Comment below:

We talked about this yesterday - apparently she is really scared of me breaking up with her as I said I don't want kids with her and she still wants us to be best friends and still talk and stuff. So maybe a valid concern.

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee

  • Intern in PE - LBOs
Sep 13, 2021 - 1:13pm

Agreed. Smart thinking Pizz. Seems like Isaiah isn't satisfying her. I bet I could do a better job.

Sep 13, 2021 - 5:48pm
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Sep 13, 2021 - 5:56pm
Isaiah_53_5 πŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸ’ŽπŸ™ŒπŸ’Ž, what's your opinion? Comment below:

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