Always approached by married men, never available men? I am so upset by this =(
Veering way off OP and more shit than I can handle .........................................................
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I really hope this is just a low quality troll... Mods come on...
I am so upset by this =( I am an attractive BDSM lord. I am CLINICALLY INSANE, as opposed to fashionably so I dont look like JAMIE DIMON or anything like that. I am conservative in appearance and mannerisms too, except when I'm CHAINED up in my SEX DUNGEON Yet, I am always approached/hit on by OLD KOREAN GRANDMOTHERS never any available PLAYBOY BUNNYS. I get really upset by this - some of my guy friends say it is because I am 'intimidating and unapproachable' .... well OLD KOREAN GRANDMOTHERS dont seem to think so and neither does my COCAINE DEALER or my CRYSTAL METH DEALER etc Can anyone help me understand this? Would any of you approach someone like me and if not, why? What should I do to encourage the right attention from my 'target market'? I get so down thinking I am just going to be alone all my life, whilst my friends, are getting CHOKED BY JANET YELLEN and having intense pleasure from EROTIC ASPHIXIATION =(
Weird flex on your ability to execute on word play but I Lol'ed hard. +1
u could never look like me bud
Well-are you a boy or a girl?
Hey look I found your bullpen. Pick one
Guys in the friend zone are always off the table for these chicks. Gotta keep em hot, hungry, and eager, just in case Mr Perfect needs his ass kicked or simply for some payback dick.
Never Happened.
Absolute bullshit. Probably written by a guy.
AndyLouis WallStreetOasis.com Anonymous people and people with new accounts should not be able to start topics in the off topic forum.
Yeah. About that...
Please continue on your crusade to make this forum less shitty.
an "intern" has friends that are getting married? Is the the Alabama office?
Here's a real brain teaser.
First how did you get a job in prop trading when you're this emotional?
Second, why are you dismissing the Uber and UPS guy!? Everyone knows that the UPS guy is straight packing, no pun
Second, why are you dismissing the Uber and UPS guy!?
Seriously?!! Are you saying you'd be interested in your Handy housecleaner?! WTF
Every male's fantasy is the sexy house cleaner prelude.
Everyone knows UPS guys, pizza delivery guys, and pool cleaners are packing absolute shmeat.
get thee on Tinder
r/nicegirl
here is another idea....go on a date with the married guy...hook up with him...get video evidence...than blackmail them.
you'll be rich. make sure you get paid in bitcoin
I already know who this is... This is the same chick that works at an arcade prop shop and I blasted her for being ignorant.
Is she the same one who said she had coworkers who'd snigger at her? I tried to correct her by saying, you mean snicker? She said no, Snickers is a candy bar, they are sniggering.
Its a fair point tho
What is an arcade prop shop? Never heard of such a thing
edit: So this doesn't qualify as work in a real prop shop https://www.investopedia.com/terms/t/trading-arcade.asp</a">it's trading a PA l o l
an arcade is like a futures account for retail equity traders...you deposit cash used as margin...allowing leverage on the securities you trade (usually around 20x)...but if your P&L drops below your starting cash deposit...you are stopped out...the market took all your money, and they close your account. conversely, if you are profitable...the arcade takes a % of your profits (i've heard numbers around 50%)...so heads they win, tails, they lose nothing.
Dont know what page you're on but there are no arcades in the UK to my knowledge at present. Died down with rise of HFT
Hey OP, it sounds like you're in a serious predicament. However based on what you have shared, we are unable to fully understand what the issue might be and advise you - as this relates to how you carry yourself. Send me a few pics in DM and I'll be able to come back with better advice
After college, finding someone who will like you will be incredibly difficult unless you have a great social circle. Now, I don't know what you look like or your personality because we haven't personally. As an example as myself, after I took the career of finance, I promised myself to never get a girlfriend, get married or have children. I still remember the day when I made that promise. It's going to be difficult and I am sure you are a great person on outside and inside. It just gets harder to find someone after you finish school and start working. In time, I believe you meet someone you cares about you.
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I'm a quiet person and I like to keep to myself. I'm not some terrible person who treats women disrespectfully or badly. I just know my finance career going forward wouldn't allow to me to spend time and care about someone if they cared and loved me.
Add me on snapchat @thirstyliberal69
Obviously it’s because you’re always on your phone and or unapproachable. The Uber and UPS guys can talk to you because they have an excuse and feel more comfortable to. It’s socially acceptable they’re just doing they’re jobs and happen to say some comments, kinda like when you go to a restaurant and you notice the staff is extra friendly lol. Married men do it cuz they don’t care and don’t have a worry in the world that’ll you’ll be tough to talk to cuz hey woah, I’m married. And they know at anytime they have a socially awkward get out of jail free card that ofcourse you’ll go along with. You want to be approached more make it easier, what does that mean? Most men wait to approach a girl at “the right time” aka the “easiest time”. Just make it easier. Don’t wear sunglasses, earbuds, or being on your phone when you walk, walk slower don’t make it seem like your running from a hurricane. Seem happier when you go about your day, not like your ready to take out whatever bullshit that your girlfriend just pissed you off with on the next unlucky sap who walks up to the already self aware girl who knows she’s “conservatively beautiful” btw super cute that you described yourself that way lol.
Didn't think I'll have to be the one to say this but....
Pics or didn't happen. For research of course.
post pics and we can tell you if you are hot
if you want single men to approach you...you need to give them "approach me" signals...make eye contact with them and smile...then look away...then make eye contact again and smile with a flirty laugh and a wink. Hold the eye contact and smile for at least a few seconds, perhaps flip your hair and expose your neck, before looking away.
This is how single men know you are ok and interested in being approached. Otherwise, most single men who are afraid of rejection will never approach you.
As a young stud in his second year of IB, why would I hit on an attractive co-worker and risk becoming labeled as a low EQ, toxic masculine, bill cosby, sexist bigot when I can get pussy on tap from tinder.
Regardless I prefer not to to mesh with my kind, prefer the artsy girl working at a coffee shop and barely making ends meat, but has 10k IG followers and is wearing Balenciaga triple S / high wasted jeans. I'll leave you to the the thirsty VPs to mangle
My advice-Network your ass off.
That seems to be the answer to everything on this website.
perhaps you should get married and then the single men will come on to you?
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