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Nah, I'm gonna be at my own class reunion.They called me Wet Pants Wilmer back then BUT NOW I WORK IN BANKING SO WHOS THE LOSER NOW MOTHERFUCKERS!??!?!?!?!?

 
swagonNah, I'm gonna be at my own class reunion.They called me Wet Pants Wilmer back then BUT NOW I WORK IN BANKING SO WHOS THE LOSER NOW MOTHERFUCKERS!??!?!?!?!?

It's still you.

 
evilbyaccident
swagonNah, I'm gonna be at my own class reunion.They called me Wet Pants Wilmer back then BUT NOW I WORK IN BANKING SO WHOS THE LOSER NOW MOTHERFUCKERS!??!?!?!?!?

I'm a giant pussy

I know you are. But do NOT beat yourself up about it. Some people just can't detect sarcasm so they make stupid-ass posts. Don't kill yourself over it.
 

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Too late for second-guessing Too late to go back to sleep.

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