We all know that women in finance are far from ideal partners. Which professions tend to have more women with the trifecta of beauty, brains and personality?
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Nursing. Think about all the times we have been around a hospital, they often are all over the place.
I'll give you a trifecta ... uggs, north face and jeans.
A model who is a brain surgeon & actually liked by other women.
Kate Upton.
^rolls of lard
Yeah if you like tits on a fridge.
Nursing or an ethnic woman who knows how good she has it with you.
Medical professions, either general doctor or focused on a specialty like cardiology
Pharmacist or dentist. Reasonable hours and good money.
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Stripper of course
What would your ideal wife do for a living? (Originally Posted: 12/07/2016)
I'd say something among the lines of interior design, fashion design, marketing or a personal trainer.
Calling @"captainkoolaid"
Project finance in Latam.
Make a mean sandwich
work out every day
Not bitch
In all seriousness have you ever met a girl that doesn't bitch?
Heiress to a billion dollar family empire.
this +1
Easy.
Orthodontist
Expert chef and part-time athlete.
Yoga, vaginal strength exercises, mild lesbian tendencies, enjoys cunnilingus, rides unicorns bareback, and has the ability to pick winning lotto numbers frequently.
Most importantly, laughs at my jokes, great with kids, slides down rainbows effortlessly, and has strong orgasms regularly.
"Mild" enough to be down for a threesome
me
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Something she is passionate about. I don't care much what field she is in as long as she is doing something with purpose.
let me watch the goddamn game
raises our kids, keeps the house in order, pays all the bills, cooks dinner, works out, helps maintain our social life (hanging out with the girls that have husbands I like being around to keep up our friendship), f*!#s me good.
Welcome to easy street baby
Fashion Designer. Love a woman who can dress well.
Homemaker/ Blowjob Enthusiast and not the other way around.
Something that doesn't threaten my fragile male ego.
Type of woman appropriate for an analyst (Originally Posted: 03/19/2007)
I'm thinking college grad nice legs/big boobs, attractive blonde/brunette.
Teacher
When I get a chance to go back to schools for recruiting, I'm gonna bring back only the most fit broads for second round interviews.
I have seen a few come in for interview and have been disappointed.
I know that didnt say I want to marry them.
The big boobs / nice legs botox chicks will take you to the cleaners: DivorCE cOURT. mY FRIEND from MS is going thru that experience now. Be careful for what you wish for.
that's what pre-nups are for.
I mean, he is so consistent on this forum, I am support of a spin-off.
Maybe I need my own blog
You're right, most of the birds coming in for Banking interviews are mingers or semi-mingers at best.
Sex while being a first year IBD Analyst?
Forget about it - dream on. You'll end up only going to places where other bankers go so you lose the only strong point you have left in your slowly dieing body(Money)
You will also be competing against those trade assistants who insist they are traders haha
long story short - you will pay for it or get none of it.
;-)
I seen a lot of that, the trade assistants saying they are traders, not even that they claim to be prop traders.
Lucky for me I got a girl else would have had to resort to an office affair
Just make sure she ain't a slag.
Fuck this post.
It wasnt meant to be a good thread, was in response to which car is suitable for an analyst. I think i need to make a which type of woman is suitable for an Associate, VP and MD.
buddy is banged up from sports injuries, dates a physical therapist...perfect match. I'd take a masseuse that didnt rub other men.
Very jealous. I'm banged up from injuries and would love to get some free sports massages.
Assuming hot and good personality, would be cool to just date someone who did something interesting. Someone you could talk to and think "fuck, that's pretty cool".
Also, someone arts-y wouldn't be bad either. Always impressed by musical talent.
Doctors Musicians for symphonies Marketing
Heiress
'really surprised no one called troll on this thread
whoopie goldberg
Nurses are female sailors. I've dated a couple and know a bunch. Plus it takes its toll on a person.
For marriage, I'd say teacher. Off in the summers, teacher so they can teach your kids, stable job.
For hitting for the fence, think doctor or pharmacist. Dentist would be clutch, especially once they put out their own shingle. Flexibility and good money. Plus can do it anywhere.
Long ethnic women. Good luck finding a white, hot, female doctor. I've dated a variety of ethnicities and the white chick's have always been underwhelming. Haven't dated an ethnic girl with less than a masters, usually two of them. All nice and all hot. Even the sluttiest ones were angels compared to normal white chick's.
Ethnic arb guys.
lol "ethnic arb"
your username should be TNE not TNA
Looks like a lot of you don't like to wear the pants.
is that the same as me just not wanting to wear pants?
Consultants.
Consultants? They would be worst. So that you can never see them while they're constantly traveling?
It's a good choice unless you are needy or possessive. I can see why it isn't right for some people. That travel isn't forever if you are looking long term and it has good comp + exit opps. I guess you could opt for a woman who makes less than a third of what you do because her making less obviously means she's a happier and sweeter soul.
Basically you get to be in your zone most of the week. Great weekends and then when it gets serious and you are ready for it, the transition is an easy one.
A HF guy with a net worth well north of $5bn told me to marry a teacher or a nurse.
College students Preferably, non-american too
You need to make sure that they have a strong work ethic and and are not gold diggers. This is why it's good to date Med School students.
Nurses, Pharmacists, Artists, musicians.
hospital nurses have much worse hours than you think, if you're talking a nurse at a orthopedic clinic or something who works 8-5, I'm with you. otherwise, nah.
depending on the level, teachers may or may not have great hours. knew a girl whose mom taught AP Chemistry and during the school year she'd be doing something related to that (lesson plans, research, grading, actually teaching) over 60 hours a week. granted, not banker's hours and she did have summers off, but not the cushy 40 hours everyone thinks.
Pharmacists, great gig. unless the laws change, great job security, limited malpractice liability, etc.
and @"karypto" scratch the jeans, sub for yoga pants and I'm with you. this was the uniform for the sorority girls at my school November-February.
I'm surprised no one has really mentioned a female profession with the ability to move. I think teaching is probably the easiest job to move without much notice. It's def something to think about because once you're married or in a LTR you could be anchored geographically if your chick is in many industries mentioned here.
buddy of mine is engaged to a nurse. they've moved from our college town to Chicago to the west coast, never took her more than 2 weeks to find a job. granted, she's a hospital nurse so has terrible hours, but still.
Yeah, that's another profession I think is relatively easy move and in demand. I really just wanted to point out that it's an important factor to consider if you are looking to have a career in finance today.
My buddy's wife is a pharmacist and does part time consulting at different hospitals in the area. She can work as much or as little as she wants, and makes $150 per patient. He said she can see up to 10 patients a day if she wants to.. Get your wife to see 20 patients a week and there's an extra 3k / week. Not too shabby.
Love an aggressive finance bitch from time to time... They love it hard and fast with no strings and snort off a line off your cock for good measure.
Finance bitches are amongst the least desirable professions of women to date. The only people I can think of that are worse are women in the military. Anyway, I'm talking about long term relationship material, not hookups.
PaloAltoθBurn mentioned consultants. What do you guys think of them? You get to see them over the weekends at least. And what about women in science/academia?
I'd say that the higher pressure and longer hour careers make the long term difficult, and I'm coming at it from the marriage->kids->entire life perspective. It's difficult if you're both bankers/finance, consultants, lawyers, etc. because you'll both have high demand jobs and once you have kids one of you will have to back off their careers unless you want a nanny raising your children while you never see them. I know a few guys who have stopped their careers in favor of the woman but it's nowhere near as often. If kids aren't in the picture it's not a problem.
The health field, unless they're a doctor or a hospital nurse, tend to have good hours and it can be easy for them to work as many hours as they want, 1 or 50 in a week, because they can get per diem jobs, and other than getting licensed in new states, they can get per diem jobs in a matter of days when moving. PT's, OT's, speech therapists and things like that are good for flexibility from a time and geographic perspective (I know from experience) and they're always in demand. It's also nice to be in a long term relationship with someone who's not in your field at all so that when you get home you can talk about something that's not work related.
Teachers: good and bad. Like someone stated, contrary to popular belief, they don't work from 9-3 and sit around the rest of the time. I have a few friends who are teachers or who are married to teachers and once the kids are down they sit around and grade stuff, put together lesson plans and whatever else they do for hours. Although the summers off are nice and if they land in a high income area they can make some really good money. Moving's not as easy as you'd think though. School districts hire at certain times of the year for the following school year and if you miss out on that it's substitute teaching.
But for ultimate flexibility, I'd recommend a yoga instructor.
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