Best jokes about finance industry

I was just wondering that I knew too little jokes about traders, investment bankers or any jokes related to the finance industry. So, if you've one, please share it, it can be quite entertaining! jordan belfort laugh

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in finance, you can get paid a six-figure salary to edit powerpoint slides. if that isn't a joke, i don't know what is.

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