Best toasts you’ve ever heard?

To health, wealth, and happiness 

Here's to our wives and girlfriends...may they never meet!

“When god made boys he made them out of string, he had a little left so he left a little thing.

When god made girls he made them out of lace, he ran a little short so he left a space.

Thank god for space.

Cheers!”

"I love to drink with Name, cuz Name is my mate, and when I drink with him, he finishes in 8, 7, 6..."

“Here’s to stealing, cheating, fighting, and drinking. When you steal, may you steal a woman’s heart. When you cheat, may you cheat death. When you fight, may you fight for a brother. And when you drink, may you drink with me. Cheers!”

A little longwinded for most occasions, but fun when you can fit it in

Thick wives, long lives, and filthy riches.

“Here’s to sex and no babies”

Here´s to wine - white wine, red wine, sweet and sour wine. But the best wine is the one you drink with a friend. To wine, cheers!