Best toasts you’ve ever heard?
St. Patrick’s Day has me curious. Best could = funniest or any other interpretation. From L’Chaim to old Irish toasts, let’s hear em.
St. Patrick’s Day has me curious. Best could = funniest or any other interpretation. From L’Chaim to old Irish toasts, let’s hear em.
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Here's to our wives and girlfriends...may they never meet!
“When god made boys he made them out of string, he had a little left so he left a little thing.
When god made girls he made them out of lace, he ran a little short so he left a space.
Thank god for space.
Cheers!”
"I love to drink with Name, cuz Name is my mate, and when I drink with him, he finishes in 8, 7, 6..."
“Here’s to stealing, cheating, fighting, and drinking. When you steal, may you steal a woman’s heart. When you cheat, may you cheat death. When you fight, may you fight for a brother. And when you drink, may you drink with me. Cheers!”
A little longwinded for most occasions, but fun when you can fit it in
Thick wives, long lives, and filthy riches.
“Here’s to sex and no babies”
Here´s to wine - white wine, red wine, sweet and sour wine. But the best wine is the one you drink with a friend. To wine, cheers!
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