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your sister but the sloppy toppy worth it
GoldenCinderblock thinks he's tough because he called me a "big gay fag" lmao so probably him
You’re like the one guy who quits his job but keeps coming back to the office for no reason
A user of WSO. Someone who shall go unnamed. Someone who was a speaker or some shit at WSO conference in 2014. A user with a particularly high banana count. Some bowtie-wearing, socially anxious fatbody with a hard-on for small Asian women. An ego 100x bigger than any success he's achieved. All talk and absolutely no walk once you see the guy in person. What a fucking dumbass he was, and what a fucking idiot he continues to be.
A girl once asked her mother, "Mommy, why'd you name me Rose?"
The mother replies, "Well, you were born on Christmas day. Your father and I brought you underneath a mistle-toe arrangement, and a Rose petal fell on your head."
I think that story speaks volumes as to how GoldenCinderblock got his name
I'd rather have a million cinder blocks dropped on my head than be an accounting major though. Big facts
Not sure what the point of this is.
Whoa. I’m pretty curious now.
Was he particularly sweaty? Short little fat rolly polly, dark complexion guy?
No, but the person you're describing sounds like a pretty serious fuckhead as well.
Spill the beans
theaccountingmajor
To be fair, it takes a very high IQ to understand theaccountingmajor
Seriously had a guy who called in one day and told us he couldn’t come in to work because the elevator in his building was broken.
Actually tried calling 911 to fix the elevator, wasn’t fired for it.
He was later arrested doing cocaine.
Chris Noth when I met him at Radio Bar in the West Village.
My sister saw him the same week on the plane and he was nice to her. Typical.
Haven’t met him personally.. but probably that “Brooklyn Sachs” kid who used to post on here. The incoming back office kid telling someone how much more they make than them on social media and being called out on here.
When I look in the mirror I see the biggest idiot. Troof.
Boss. Has "MBA" in title.
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