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I don't really like the guy either, but I feel bad for him...especially when he was talking about explaining this shit to his daughters...can't imagine how hard it is for him and his family right now.

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AragornI don't really like the guy either, but I feel bad for him...especially when he was talking about explaining this shit to his daughters...can't imagine how hard it is for him and his family right now.

Yeah, it's hard to imagine. Sort of like it's hard to imagine how badly a lot of people get fucked by scumbag politicians on a daily basis. I hope he rots in jail and gets sodomized frequently.

 
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AragornI don't really like the guy either, but I feel bad for him...especially when he was talking about explaining this shit to his daughters...can't imagine how hard it is for him and his family right now.

Yeah, it's hard to imagine. Sort of like it's hard to imagine how badly a lot of people get fucked by scumbag politicians on a daily basis. I hope he rots in jail and gets sodomized frequently.

Chill the fuck out. Nothing about what he did warrants getting sodomized.

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AragornI don't really like the guy either, but I feel bad for him...especially when he was talking about explaining this shit to his daughters...can't imagine how hard it is for him and his family right now.

Yeah, it's hard to imagine. Sort of like it's hard to imagine how badly a lot of people get fucked by scumbag politicians on a daily basis. I hope he rots in jail and gets sodomized frequently.

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SEC: Of course it doesn't. Thats why we dont punish people with sodomization. We just cant be everywhere at once, and in prison, some things just happen.

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Why the hell does anyone feel sorry for this guy? Abusing public office is as about as scummy as non-violent crimes get. This shitstain took the trust of the folks that voted for him and tried to exchange it for cash. Not To mention further tarnished chicago's political rep.

Maybe he can explain to his daughters why he tried selling a senate seat. He's scum- rot!!

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AVPGuerillaWhy the hell does anyone feel sorry for this guy?

Yeah, I definitely agree, he is scum. He deserves way worse than what he is getting. That being said, just because someone deserves to rot in hell, doesn't mean you can't feel sorry for them when you are watching their corpse burn.

AVPGuerilla Abusing public office is as about as scummy as non-violent crimes get.

True. That also means a lot more heads need to roll...

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