Bush!!!

I have encountered a bush or two in my day. Yes, it is a bit awkward to encounter such a situation without a machete or weed eater. I'll be honest, when I got those panties down and saw that bush, I was like fuck it, literally, and I did.

Hahaha, but of course some mere bush won't stand in the way of me getting some for the first time, but it gets kind of annoying when you see that stuff over and over again.

this is why i don't go pimping without pinking shears

I think it's terrible. I got with an Italian girl who was all natural like that down there...Obviously I went through with it but it was bad.

There's a difference between NEVER shaving/trimming, like the girl I encountered, and a girl who maybe just had a busy week or two and wasn't able to do it. I'm hoping you caught your girl off-guard or something, because I think you would sound more terrified if that beast was truly natural.

Update,

So, I was talking to her on the phone not too long ago, and even though I was a little bit hesitant to ask her why is it that she hasn't shaved or trimmed, I said fuck it and decided to ask her anyway. She said neither her nor her friends shave, WTF!!! I was shocked to say the least. She then went on to tell me that the only time girls shave is when they have hygiene problems, or their boyfriends prefer it that way, what!!!?????

There's so much potential WIN in this thread.

^^ seriously. where did you find these girls?

I have hooked up with a few biddies that cultivate that shit like they're preparing for a hedge trimming contest or some shit (Its shaved into a heart, Lamar Odom, whatever) but generally there is some effort put into controlling the amazon in her chinos.

She's an Hispanic girl from Texas that I met in NY, definitely not a hippie. I'm even more confused due to the fact that her arm pits are shaved. I thought those two things went together, shit.

Seeing armpit hair in girls (stubble is forgiveable, I'm talking about long hair) literally makes me want to throw up. No idea why considering it IS just hair, but it's fucking disgusting.

I saw this 21 or 22 year old chick once in a bikini. She did not shave anything. Armpits hairier then mine. Belly button hair and as if it could not get any worse, she had pube hair coming out of her bottoms. It was so bad I could not take my eyes off it. I wanted to keep looking away but I just couldn't believe it.

@Nobama88 Ha! Made me lol.

On a serious note, you kinda have an obligation to square her away for the next dude, man. That's something the guy before you dropped the ball on. I'm guessing she doesn't go out wearing tie-dye and bell bottoms, so why is she rockin' the '70's cooch?