Currently identifying as a towel

The job market has me feeling like a towel.

First I went through the washing machine (endless applications), then into the dryer (hot interviews that went nowhere), then dropped on the floor (ghosted), and now I’m back in the wash cycle like nothing happened.

At this point I’m not even job hunting. I’m laundering my soul.

#JobSearchLife #RecruiterSpinCycle #StillNotDry #ModernWorkforceWoes

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