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I have a Ti-30xiis, but really jealous of my MBA associate who has an Abacus that he frequently uses

My bank uses Microsoft Excel

You will likely receive a PC with Microsoft Office installed

Four function printing calculator. Your desks are also issued those green-shaded lamps like in the old movies

If this is a troll this is well executed

I have heard if u come in with the wrong calculator u automatically do not get a return. Hope this helps

I hope they give you an abacus.

You have to do mental math if you’re going to make it in IB. Just like you do modeling without a mouse, you have to learn to do calculations without a calculator.

why don't you calculate how to get some bitches first

This post is solid gold. All the comments are gold too

I’d roll with the HP 12C. On my first day, my MD snatched my trusty TI-83 and started punching violently at the keys before handing it back to me and cussing me out.

Also, don’t forget about your Patagonia vest and blue light glasses. Chicks dig em

Y’all be getting calculators for work? I just been using excel 

You're adding subtracting multiplying and dividing, dweeb. Get over yourself.