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I can't believe u go to my school...
I suppose this isn't a surprising request for someone coming from NYU.
I've heard of desperate times calling for desperate measures but this...
I guess your the bull in your avatar
That's pretty fuckin' funny. He was joking right?
criticize me all you want, but I'll see you guys at the finish line.
and i hope someone takes you up on the offer and deflowers you in such a painful way you'll never be able to walk straight again. NYU Stern... what a joke. Sorry for all you other respectable students that attend a fine institution, but you, sir, are a loser.
...
It puts the lotion on its skin!
It does what its told!
this must be one of those kids who cheated on the GMAT to get into school.
fuck you, you faggot
why no s&m? it's the best part...
"deflowers you in such a painful way you'll never be able to walk straight again" LOL
pretty funny post. hahaha
i guess this would be beyond a sternie to comprehend, but there is life outside of banking
finance, even.
The reactions to this post are hilarious. Just brightened my morning. Thanks all.
~~~~~~~~~~~ CompBanker
"Is he serious?"
Look what forum it is posted in, haha. Great post. The best part is how believable it is that someone from Stern would do this!
Kidding. But seriously.
PM me. We can work something out.
Just wanted to bump this thread.
Oh man, prospie digging out the gold threads. This is hilarious.
so many SBs
i see a future in this business
do u want the LBO @ 8x with D credit rating?
Love how serious some of the responses are above.
It was only a matter of time post like this would appear. I met an equities trader who became an md at a pretty young age. And maybe I'm hating, but I always think to myself "who's dick is he sucking to get this recognition?"
@"OpsDude" is Kellogg's adcom this easy too?
Could this post ever make it to the home page?
Oh lord, this is so rich.
Ahh, to be 20 again....
Damn it, I missed this one.
It was a post mildly soliciting gay for pay(in banking/trading etc)
^^^Propsie did this. This thread was dead in 2008, and Propsie decided to resuscitate it. But now that I'm aware I wonder what the OP is up to these day? Are you banking now?
Can someone tell me what this was about?
I jokingly insinuated I'd do gay acts to get a banking jobs. Nothing horrible, but through more mature eyes I could see how it could've been offensive, so I didn't really want to be associated with it.
@sifaka I'm in a M7 business school trying to get into management consulting. I suppose from my school I could get front office finance, but I'm not really interested in it anymore.
Holy god, 100 SBs. You whore.
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