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and i hope someone takes you up on the offer and deflowers you in such a painful way you'll never be able to walk straight again. NYU Stern... what a joke. Sorry for all you other respectable students that attend a fine institution, but you, sir, are a loser.

 

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It was only a matter of time post like this would appear. I met an equities trader who became an md at a pretty young age. And maybe I'm hating, but I always think to myself "who's dick is he sucking to get this recognition?"

 

Damn it, I missed this one.

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Can someone tell me what this was about?

I jokingly insinuated I'd do gay acts to get a banking jobs. Nothing horrible, but through more mature eyes I could see how it could've been offensive, so I didn't really want to be associated with it.

@sifaka I'm in a M7 business school trying to get into management consulting. I suppose from my school I could get front office finance, but I'm not really interested in it anymore.

 

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